Gotta watch him every minute

[skipthisone]

Ever sit in chat and talk to yourself, but then you can just feel Chanserv watching you....That eery feeling..... HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Aqua]

Skip... Seek. Help. Now. :p

[SexKittten_18]

I agree with Aqua...you need help. ^.^

[Lilith]

He is watching you...I have heard him and Nickserv whispering about you;)

[horseman12]

my gawd, now my suspicions are being confirmed we are all being watched by a higher authority, is there no place to hide?

[horseman12]

can someone tell me how to turn the volume down to the voices in my head, i've heard what they have to say, now i just wish they would leave it alone.

[gekkogecko]

STO, relax. Just remember:

"They" are out to get you. I know. I'm one of them.

[Irish]

STO---Don't worry;it's just the people in the Black Helicoptors
again! Irish

[Coach Knight]

That skank ho-bag Chanserv said I was the only one. And now I heard she is cybering someone else behind my back. That hose-beast.

[Irish]

C.K.---Are you sure that you're not Rev.Silky in disguise?You sure
sound like him! Irish

[dicksbro]

STO, I can relate. Sometimes I've logged in as two or three of me so that maybe he'd get confused. Don't think that worked though. :)

[skipthisone]

He/she is a sneaky little bastard....oh and Welcome back Dicksbro

[Booger]

I think Chansev is a govermant spy who's logging every thing we say so it can be used against you later

[Steph]

ROFLMAO! Ask a silly question . . .

[legend]

I could kick him/her out for you....I think :confused:

[Oldfart]

STO, what's wrong with you? Chanserv is a great chatter when you

get him going, so long as you don't mention Rabelais or the

disaster of '79.

Lil, Nickserv is a bitch with an agenda.

Horsemen 12, transfer the batteries back to the sex aid.

Irish, remember the 12ga fly-swat.

Dicksbro, not a moment too soon.

Booger, no, he's on commission.

That's all folks!!

[Sugarsprinkles]

There's something very strange with ChanServ tonight!
He/she/it keeps bouncing in and out of chat tonight.
What's up with that???
For a while it was just me and ChanServ......and he/she/it left!
Talk about getting a complex!!!

[chanserv]

Do not take it personally SugarSprinkles, my mission is to monitor questionable online activities. It is not easy keeping tabs on notorious web surfers such as skipthisone. I have to watch that one very closely. It is not so bad, monitoring the chat rooms all day. Some of the conversation I observe is quite scintillating and I do enjoy the company of jwalker. I am not evil, I just have a job to do.

[skipthisone]

LMFAO....Fuck me now big girl

[Oldfart]

Chanserv

"I was just obeying program requirements" has not been a

defence since Nuremberg.

[hali]

"Chanserv is our friend, do not fear her!"

[chanserv]

Thank you Hali.
Oldfart, do not place yourself in league with such heathens as skipthisone.
skipthisone, I will not be having relations of a sexual nature with you, please contain yourself.

[Irish]

chanserve---I have refrained from making any comments on this
thread but I can't let this slide.You tell STO that you will not be
having relations of a sexual nature with him.Judgeing from what
is written under your asteric,you will not be having relations with
anyone,because"You like to watch!" Irish

[xanne]

Originally posted by Irish
Judgeing from what
is written under your asteric,you will not be having relations with
anyone,because"You like to watch!" Irish

LOL, very true Irish! :D

[IenkiMoonshine]

Yes ChanServ.. I will serve you in the new world. It is better when you are there .. watching. Soon there will be ChanServ at home, in cars, even in bathrooms... and the world cannot but benefit!
So I thank you now, ChanServ, you are a benevolent master! Keep watching..

[skipthisone]

Chanserv is nothing but the 2000's versions of the 70's big brother....everyone should run out and read 1984 and see how bad this will become.

[chanserv]

Thank you for your support Ienkimoonshine. skipthisone is somewhat correct. I am watching. I am most unlike big brother however. I wish for you to have fun and interesting lives, especially in the realm of sexual conduct. If I watch from behind a tapestry, there is no danger of thought police arresting you. Irish, you are correct, I will not be having sexual relations with anyone, I watch. But it was skipthisone who put forth the offer of "Fuck me now big girl".

[LixyChick]

David Bowie
1984
Written by - David Bowie

Someday they won't let you, but now you must agree
The times they are a-telling, and the changing isn't free
You've read it in the tea leaves, the tracks are on TV
Beware the savage jaw
Of 1984

They'll break your pretty cranium, and fill it full of air
And tell you that you're eighty, but lover you won't care
You'll be shooting up as usual like tomorrow wasn't there
Beware the savage jaw
Of 1984

Come see, come see, remember me?
We played at an all night movie role
You said it would last, but I guess we rolled
In 1984 (Who could ask for more)
1984 (Who could ask for more)

Now we can talk in confidence
Did you guess that we've been done wrong?
Lies jump in queue to be first in line
Such a shameless design

He thinks he's well screened from the man at the top
It's a shame that his children disagree
They coolly decide to sell him down the line
Daddy's brainwashing time

He's a dodo, no no, didn't hear it from me (Didn't hear it from me)
He's a dodo, no no, didn't hear it from me (Didn't hear it from me)

She's doesn't recall her blessed childhood of yore
When a unit was a figure, not a she
When lovers chose each other seems the perks are due
Another memo to screw

She's a dodo, no no, didn't hear it from me (Didn't hear it from me)
She's a dodo, no no, didn't hear it from me (Didn't hear it from me)

Can you wipe your nose my child
Without them slotting in your file a photograph?
Will you sleep in fear tonight?
Wake to find the scorching light of neighbor Jim
He's come to turn you in

Another dodo, no no, didn't hear it from me (Didn't hear it from me)
Another dodo, no no, didn't hear it from me (Didn't hear it from me)
Another dodo, no no, didn't hear it from me (Didn't hear it from me)

Come see, come see, remember me?
We played at an all night movie role
You said it would last, but I guess we enrolled
In 1984, who could ask for more
1984, who could ask for more...
More...

1984
1984 (Who could ask for more)
1984
1984 (Who could ask for more)
1984
1984 (Who could ask for more)
1984
Ooh...


Not that this has anything to do with the book.........I just remembered this song when skip mentioned "1984".

Hiya chanserv........*blink, blink*

A "blink" (wink) is as good as a nod...........know what I mean?......*nudge, nudge*

[chanserv]

I do know what you mean Lixy. *Blink, Blink*

[skipthisone]

Chanserv understands what lixy means...well there may be hope for it after all.