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skipthisone
06-05-2003, 07:00 AM
Just feeling that goofy way again this morning.

Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals
That you should know about
I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time
Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind, you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thights
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
You'll Lovelett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

- Blood Hound Gang

FussyPucker
06-05-2003, 07:31 AM
Yup it's in my list of MP3s :D funky song

Steph
06-05-2003, 07:46 AM
Where did those one-hit wonders go? Are they working in a zoo now? :)

skipthisone
06-05-2003, 07:57 AM
I like the little "Fuck Dance" they make everyone do at the end of the video...lock your hands, smack that ass, thrust thrust...

LMAO

Lilith
06-05-2003, 08:54 AM
That song makes me giggle...so damn funny! * does the "Fuck Dance" with STO*

BlondeCurlGirl
06-05-2003, 09:59 AM
A regular on the Madison bar playlists... :D Always good for laughs

Uncle Silky
06-05-2003, 12:22 PM
'One-hit wonders'?! *grumbles* Bloodhound Gang have released three great albums since '96, with a new one set to hit the streets sometime this year. They've had four singles in 'Mope', 'The Ballad of Chasey Lain', 'Fire Water Burn', and 'The Discovery Channel Song'. The only reason they've just the four is because for the most part, their lyrics are too coarse for radio. They may rap about goofy shit, but they're very fuckin talented.

skipthisone
06-05-2003, 01:35 PM
A 'hit song', for use in determining what is or is not a one hit wonder, is defined as a song that reaches the top-40 of the USA Billboard Top 100 Sales (before 1958) or Hot 100 (1958-present) chart. From OHW web-site.

Uncle Silky
06-05-2003, 02:16 PM
Yeah, and we all know how often the songs on the Top 40 are actually listenable.

skipthisone
06-05-2003, 02:26 PM
I will agree with you there silky, 99% of what i listen to wouldnt see the dark side of the 40. But once in a while,,,the "good" music rears its head in the pop culture..but usually gets squashed but some new variation of New Kids on the Osmonds.

Casperr
06-06-2003, 07:21 AM
Silky - what about "Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On me"?? That was a single too, wasn't it??

LOVE the bloodhound gang.... kick ass group!

CasperTG

Uncle Silky
06-06-2003, 12:08 PM
Yeah, it was, but it didn't have a video; that's why it didn't occur to me till after I posted those. Laziness prevented me from goin back in to edit it.

Casperr
06-07-2003, 05:34 AM
Heh, cool :) Just checkin'!

CasperTG

LixyChick
06-08-2003, 09:31 PM
Hey! Those guys (The Bloodhound Gang) are from a town really close to me..............um.........

but I never met them............so anyway.........

love the tunage..............and I'm going now.........LOL!

skipthisone
02-20-2004, 08:18 AM
bump, cause I wanna

nikki1979
02-20-2004, 10:18 AM
lol
class tune!!!! luv it

~nikki

Kissy
02-20-2004, 01:55 PM
How funny, my husband is a huge BHG fan and was just listening to them before school this morning. Now I'm tempted to go turn on the stereo. (I would if I thought it wouldn't wake up the kids):rolleyes:

OzKristin
02-20-2004, 07:04 PM
haha love that song

LixyChick
02-20-2004, 09:05 PM
OH GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Insomnia and me....searching for my CD of The Bloodhound Gang!!!!

This should be a kicker of a night! And........the capper? I gotta get "up" tomorrow morn and have my pic taken for my drivers license!!!

Can anyone say..."MUG SHOT"????????

*walks off singing....."you and me baby, ain't nothing but mammals....so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel".........*

Kissy
02-20-2004, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by LixyChick
OH GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
This should be a kicker of a night! And........the capper? I gotta get "up" tomorrow morn and have my pic taken for my drivers license!!!
Can anyone say..."MUG SHOT"????????


Reminds me of my first licence picture. My dad said something about me picking my nose and just as I looked at him mortified that lady snapped the picture! And wouldn't change it once it was done! I lived with that damned thing until I got married! Lol:rolleyes: