dicksbro
07-10-2003, 04:46 AM
Borrowing from Abe Lincoln's Gettysburg Address:
THE PIXIE-PLACE ADDRESS
Four Score or several months ago, our leader Kim brought forth on this continent a new website, conceived through sex and dedicated to the proposition that all men and women deserve a chance at equal fun. Now we are engaged in a great civil loss, testing whether this site or any site so conceived and so dedicated can long endure.
We are met at a great time. We have come to dedicate a portion of this web as a final resting place for those who have given their postings and pictures that this site might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this site. The brave Pixonians, current and past, who struggled and posted here have concsecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract.
The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what was done here. It is for the thousands of living Pixonians and lurkers rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who posted here have thus far so nobly advanced.
It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored forums we take increased devotion to that cause for which was given the last full measure of their posting skills—that we here highly resolve that these Pixites shall not have posted in vain and that this site, under Kim, shall have a new birth and that the horniness and pervation of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.
(At this point, with the "Battle Hymm of the Web Site" playing in the background ... pause for a moment in silence)
THE PIXIE-PLACE ADDRESS
Four Score or several months ago, our leader Kim brought forth on this continent a new website, conceived through sex and dedicated to the proposition that all men and women deserve a chance at equal fun. Now we are engaged in a great civil loss, testing whether this site or any site so conceived and so dedicated can long endure.
We are met at a great time. We have come to dedicate a portion of this web as a final resting place for those who have given their postings and pictures that this site might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this site. The brave Pixonians, current and past, who struggled and posted here have concsecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract.
The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what was done here. It is for the thousands of living Pixonians and lurkers rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who posted here have thus far so nobly advanced.
It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored forums we take increased devotion to that cause for which was given the last full measure of their posting skills—that we here highly resolve that these Pixites shall not have posted in vain and that this site, under Kim, shall have a new birth and that the horniness and pervation of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.
(At this point, with the "Battle Hymm of the Web Site" playing in the background ... pause for a moment in silence)