???????????????

[dicksbro]

I used to but would you help me if I get stuck?

[kleclere]

What makes you think you would get stuck?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Maybe he's not sure he remembers the words?

[PashkinThePanther]

You think he ever knew them?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't you think he did?

[Justin]

Don't you think he read the directions first?

[musicman]

what directions?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I suppose on how to sing?

[kleclere]

Are there directions on how to sing?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't some people take lessons?

[dicksbro]

And aren't there people call directors?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you think we need lessons?

[dicksbro]

Would that add prestige to the group?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you think we'd have better harmony?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't you prefer I just listen?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you sing well?

[kleclere]

Do we believe the words of people?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't you trust your fellow Pixies?

[dicksbro]

Shouldn't I?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

We don't have a trust issue here, do we?

[musicman]

trust issue??????

[Steph]

Aren't you trustworthy?

[GusAspar]

If a man chooses music as part of his persona, doesn't that encourage us to trust him?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't one think so?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Then we can drop the trust issue, then?

[dicksbro]

Why not?

[freesolutions]

Did I miss something important again?

[Steph]

Has musicman answered the question?

[dicksbro]

What was the question, again?

[GusAspar]

Haven't you been attending, Dicksbro?

[SuccubusKitty]

you mean there's someone else not paying attention besides me?

[skyler_m]

like who?

[SuccubusKitty]

You mean you don't know either?

[kleclere]

Are we suppose to pay attention?

[dicksbro]

Was that part of the rules?

[kleclere]

Are we following any rules now?

[dicksbro]

And are they rules or merely guidelines?

[kleclere]

Can we do guidelines without a guide?

[dicksbro]

Can we have a guide? WOW!

[musicman]

can someone fill me in?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Can someone just tell me who the guide is?

[kleclere]

No one knows who the guide is?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you?

[kleclere]

I'm not to sure at all?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, who can clue us in?

[Nightstick26]

Are we suppose to "clue" people in here? :D

[Steph]

Is it madatory to be clued in?

[Nightstick26]

you don't want me to "clue" you?

[dicksbro]

If you don't, won't she be clueless?

[GusAspar]

Is Steph a detective, then?

[dicksbro]

Why don't you ask her?

[Nightstick26]

or is she just looking for a private dick?

[dicksbro]

I resemble that remark, don't you think? :D

[SuccubusKitty]

Would you let me see to make sure?

[Nightstick26]

Did you bring your microscope?

[Eros]

Was that really necessary?

[dicksbro]

:(

That wasn't nice, was it?

:D :D

[Nightstick26]

Was I playing???




(answer is YEs, Sorry dicksbro :D )

[dicksbro]

Weren't you? :D :D

[musicman]

was i?

[celticangel]

what was the question?

[Sharni]

Dunno...maybe someone else can answer?

[dicksbro]

Answer what?

[Sharni]

Dont you know either?

[dicksbro]

Was I suppose to know?

[musicman]

do any of us really know?

[Steph]

Do any of us really care?

[musicman]

care? us? should we?

[rockintime]

How'd you get 3 questions with only 4 words?

[dicksbro]

Inquiring minds want to know ...




don't we?

[freesolutions]

Don't you think we would want to know?

[rockintime]

If you knew, would you take action?

[Sharni]

Maybe...would you?

[rockintime]

Doesn't that make things more exciting?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't it be nice if it did?

[SuccubusKitty]

Wouldn't it be more exciting if someone taked about something sexy?

[rockintime]

Alrighty...now ya talkin'....what's the most orgasms you've had in one 24-hour period?

[SuccubusKitty]

You mean I have to count them when I have them?

[rockintime]

Since I'm not there, how else will I know?

[dicksbro]

You could take movies, couldn't you?

[rockintime]

Would you prefer G, PG, PG-13, R, NC-17, or XXX?

[dicksbro]

Do you do all of those or do you have help?

[rockintime]

I guess sound would be very important for truly catching the moment, wouldn't it?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't that be neat in stereo? :)

[Payton Crantor]

Wouldn't it be better in person?

[rockintime]

Can you arrange that?

[Payton Crantor]

Do you think she would let you?

[rockintime]

When would be the best time to ask her?

[Payton Crantor]

Think she will be back on tonight?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should we wait around to see?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't that keep us up late?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you have plans to stay up late?

[dicksbro]

Do you think I should?

[musicman]

do you think I can?

[Payton Crantor]

Do you think I could?

[rockintime]

Maybe I should just send her a diary...do you think she would share it afterwards?

[dm383]

Do you want her to?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't you want to read her diary?

[Steph]

Does anyone want some of my extra night owl pills?

[musicman]

is that an offer I shouldn't refuse?

[Payton Crantor]

They make night owl pills?

[WildIrish]

Why would anyone want to take a pill made out of a night owl?

[SuccubusKitty]

Have you folks been contemplating my orgasms all this time I was gone?

[Payton Crantor]

Would you rather we talked about something else?

[WildIrish]

Should we talk about night owls or orgasms?

[SuccubusKitty]

you mean talking about my orgasms isn't good enough?

[CunningLinguist]

how do you make posts on these threads?

[Payton Crantor]

You mean you don't know?

[SuccubusKitty]

are you new here? how come you don't know but still posted?how come you didn't talk about my orgasms?

[Payton Crantor]

Yeah, why didn't you talk about her orgasms??

[SuccubusKitty]

so is anyone still interested in my sexy body?

[Payton Crantor]

Should we not be interested in your sexy body?

[SuccubusKitty]

Did I say you couldn't be interested?

[Payton Crantor]

Is that a trick question?

[SuccubusKitty]

I asked it straightforwardly didn't I?

[Payton Crantor]

You did?

[WildIrish]

Is straight-forward the opposite of ass-backwards?

[SuccubusKitty]

Does someone have a dictionary so we can look it up?

[Payton Crantor]

Are we going off the orgasm topic?

[WildIrish]

Should we have one big group orgasm?

[Payton Crantor]

Wouldn't that get messy?

[SuccubusKitty]

only if the men don't orgasm where they're supposed to right?

[Payton Crantor]

And where would be the right place to orgasm?

[SuccubusKitty]

You mean a grown man doesn't know?

[Payton Crantor]

Doesn't every woman like it in a different place?

[SuccubusKitty]

I am not finding out for you... why don't you question them all and let me know later?

[Payton Crantor]

Do you know how long that will take???

[SuccubusKitty]

Well why don't you set up a poll?

[Payton Crantor]

How does one take a poll?

[SuccubusKitty]

don't you have to run around with a clipboard shouting at people, "Would you like to take a survey?" ?

[Payton Crantor]

Is that how it is done?

[SuccubusKitty]

Well don't you believe me?

[Payton Crantor]

Should I belive you? Why should I belive you? Have you given me a good reason so belive you?

[SuccubusKitty]

You mean my sexy good looks aren't enough to make you trust me?

[Payton Crantor]

Should I trust women on their looks? What kind of person would that make me??

[SuccubusKitty]

darn, is there any way to trick you?

[Payton Crantor]

I wonder....is there a way to trick me? What are you trying to trick me into doing? Should I let myself be tricked?

[SuccubusKitty]

Why do you keep asking so many questions at once?

[Payton Crantor]

Why is it confusing you?

[SuccubusKitty]

Are you that inquisitive?

[Payton Crantor]

Is it wrong to want to know the answers?

[SuccubusKitty]

Haven't you heard what curiosity did to the Kitty?

[Payton Crantor]

Didn't it kill the cat?

[SuccubusKitty]

are you sure it didn't get her all excited?

[Payton Crantor]

Would getting her excited be a good thing?

[SuccubusKitty]

Well I guess you will have to find out for yourself won't you?

[Payton Crantor]

Would it be a good idea?

[CunningLinguist]

Well isn't it always a good idea to get kitties excited?

[Aqua]

Are you asking me?

[WildIrish]

Is anyone else concerned about Cat Scratch Fever?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are you having a 70s flashback?

[CunningLinguist]

How come I can't remeber the 70's?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Were you old enough to remember them?

[WildIrish]

Weren't the 80's more fun?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, sort of, I think--were they for you?

[kleclere]

Can't we have that much fun now?

[WildIrish]

With all that great music? Are you kidding me?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't you like both 70s and 80s music?

[Payton Crantor]

Can we forget about the disco part of the 70's

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Did you know that Lilith and I happen to like disco? :D

[CunningLinguist]

What is so bad about getting funky?

[WildIrish]

Is there anywhere once could see IAKG and Lilith dancing to disco music?

[kleclere]

Is it possible to go back in time and see both of them doing disco?

[WildIrish]

Wouldn't it be better to try going forward?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you really want to know the future?

[Steph]

Will it be a good future?

[rockintime]

Doesn't it make sense that the future HAS to be good for somebody?

[dicksbro]

That sounds right to me, doesn't it to you?

[CunningLinguist]

Is it possible for the future to be bad for everyone?

[dicksbro]

Before I answer that, would you mind if I first welcomed you to Pixies, CunningLinguist?

[GusAspar]

Who could be more welcome to Pixies than someone with the name CunningLinguist?

[Payton Crantor]

Someone with the name Hunglikeamule?

[WildIrish]

Who's gonna cook naked tomorrow?

[Payton Crantor]

Wouldn't that be dangerous if they are frying something?

[Steph]

Would wearing an apron count as being naked?

[Payton Crantor]

How much would it cover?

[GusAspar]

Was it in Pixies that I saw a picture thread of a woman in the kitchen wearing nothing but an apron?

[WildIrish]

Do you happen to remember any details regarding this thread?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Were we supposed to?

[rockintime]

Don't we take a chance of getting lost in the details?

[GusAspar]

I'd love to get lost in IAKG's details, wouldn't you?

[rockintime]

De-tail's of many Pixie women seem interesting, don't they?

[WildIrish]

Wouldn't IAKG's "details" also be considered finer points?

[rockintime]

And mighten that not be a "point" well taken?

[Sharni]

Possibly?

[kleclere]

Can we have more info?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You don't know the details?

[SuccubusKitty]

Is it a good idea to provide more details?

[Aqua]

Do we know any of the details?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you *like* to know them?

[celticangel]

should you keep the "details" hidden?

[musicman]

should anyone?

[Payton Crantor]

Would anyone?

[rockintime]

Can they be faulted for hiding some of the details?

[Steph]

Can anyone blame them?

[GusAspar]

Why do you want to go raising the subject of blame, Steph?

[Steph]

Isn't it really just a figure of speech?

[SuccubusKitty]

How did we go from details to blame?

[Payton Crantor]

Would anyone like to lay naked in a tub full of jello?

[SuccubusKitty]

Do I look like I want Jello in weird places?

[Payton Crantor]

Can I read your mind?

[SuccubusKitty]

Well have you ever tried to?

[celticangel]

what flavour is the jelly?????~~~~~~strawberry?????

[dicksbro]

... and how big is the tub? :D

[Mercury_Maniac]

What tub are you talking about?

[dicksbro]

Didn't Payton mention one?

[Mercury_Maniac]

Who the hell is Payton?

[dicksbro]

Isn't that the person that posted just a few before us, MM?

[Payton Crantor]

Have I been forgotten?

[dicksbro]

Would we forget you, Payton?

[Sharni]

We try not to...don't we?

[dicksbro]

Aren't you sure, Sharni? :D :D

[musicman]

is she sure about what, DB?

[SuccubusKitty]

Have we been discussing Payton while I was gone?

[Payton Crantor]

Was someone looking for me?

[SuccubusKitty]

You didn't know it was me?

[Payton Crantor]

Was I lost?

[SuccubusKitty]

If you weren't lost, then were you hiding in the shadows?

[Payton Crantor]

We have shadows here?

[SuccubusKitty]

Weren't there some in the corner over there?

[Payton Crantor]

How could I have missed those?

[SuccubusKitty]

Were you looking for them?

[dicksbro]

Looking for what?

[Sharni]

Shadows?

[rockintime]

"Only the Shadow knows, heh heh heh heh"...wasn't that an old mystery show?

[dicksbro]

Weren't the old radio shows good?

[rockintime]

Would you like to do sound effects?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't you?

[SuccubusKitty]

Don't you find some of the old sound effects charming?

[dicksbro]

Who wouldn't ... squeeeeeeeeeeek?

[Steph]

Have you ever seen those shows that tell you how to make those old school effects?

[dicksbro]

"Sound" effects? I have seen some where they used simple stuff like wooden spoons or a squeaky hinge. Weren't they interesting?

[musicman]

did you really find them interesting, DB?

[dicksbro]

Why wouldn't I?

[rockintime]

Don't you think the "moaning" sound effects are most stimulating?

[dicksbro]

Would the mattress squeaks also be neat?

[Sharni]

Errr ya think?

[dicksbro]

Maybe, how about you?

[rockintime]

Could a squeal also be a good sound?

[Payton Crantor]

Why wouldn't it be a good sound?

[rockintime]

I guess it depends upon what accompanies it, doesn't it?

[Sharni]

It does?

[rockintime]

A squeal resulting from something scary wouldn't be as as good as a squeal orginating from an unexpected sexual act, would it?

[dicksbro]

Couldn't an unexpected sexual act be scary sometimes?

[Steph]

Could it also be seen as thrilling?

[rockintime]

Would you like to tell us about your last thrill?

[dicksbro]

Did you want the long or short version?

[rockintime]

I usually like long stories, but do we have enough time?

[dicksbro]

How much time do we have?

[Steph]

I don't think there's a time limit, is there?