You're all wrong

[LadiesMan69]

I killed him by chocking him in the kitch with a dildo becasue I wanted to bang his girlfriend and she said "I will if I was single." and since she is now single, she's mine.

:hot: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Lilith]

Originally posted by LadiesMan69


:hot: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


*giggles* I should fix this but you know I have gotten to where I love it when this happens:D:D


:hot: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:D

[Sharni]

LMFAO

[Scarecrow]

*giggle* :D ;)

[denny]

We are getting desperate here.:D

[Sugarsprinkles]

I wouldn't be upset to see it go...........

[denny]

Too late, too late.........................

[Lilith]

it could only be better if the girlfriend had a BHP:D

[Sugarsprinkles]

Or if HE had been the boyfriend............:D

[Steph]

What's going on?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Just keeping an inane thread going

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should we ignore this one, too?

[Steph]

Are we still all wrong?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."


Sorry...bad 70s flashback. :D

[GingerV]

You're all mad. Lovely, wonderful, but most definately bonkers ;) .

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You're very perceptive, GingerV. And you wouldn't love us any other way, would you? :)

[Steph]

Many Pixies are perceptive. I wouldn't have it any other way :)

[GingerV]

Nah, IAKG....this way I stand a chancec of fitting in ;)

[WildIrish]

I think the police will rule out suicide as the cause of his death.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You never know, though, do you?

[WildIrish]

Well, if I were to send myself into the next world, that ain't how I'd do it! ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Does that make you wrong? :D

[Steph]

Nah, just makes him an individual.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken. :D

[WildIrish]

Hell, when I die my wife will probably stuff one in there just so the medical examiner will laugh at me. Oh, she's a riot! ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Only 'cause she loves you so much. ;)

[Sugarsprinkles]

Such love I can do without. :D:D

[Sharni]

*shakes head* LOL :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What--are we wrong, Sharni?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Or are you laughing at something else, Sharni??

[dicksbro]

It just goes to show ... at Pixies you just never know what you'll run into.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Someone hit something?

[Steph]

I've hit a wall.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are you tired, or just frustrated, Steph?

[Steph]

Definitely tired. And I like spouting cliches :)

[Sugarsprinkles]

I've noticed that.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

But do you blame her for it?

[Steph]

Don't blame me, it's society's fault! :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

It's not society's fault. As they so eloquently in the South Park movie .................................BLAME CANADA!!! :D:D:D:D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yikes! Are we wrong to start a border war? :)

[WildIrish]

I'd prefer to start a "Barnes & Noble" war, it's closer.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LMAO :D Unfortunately, I live in the middle of nowhere. Any bookstore war is far away, unless you count the mom-and-pop one within sight of my house. :)

[WildIrish]

That would be more of a skirmish then, huh? Perhaps a police action. ha ha

[Sugarsprinkles]

Only if it was in Southeast Asia. :D

[Steph]

I could never start a border war with SS - she's practically half-Canadian . . . now only if we could get her to eat Shreddies! :D

[Steph]

<sigh> SS is away until Wednesday.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yes, but it will be good to have her home.

[Steph]

And I'm sure she'll be glad to be home and back at Pixies. I wonder if she'll find a way to post while in transit?

[kleclere]

I don't think she'll be able to do that.

[dicksbro]

I don't doubt she would if she could.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yes, but she's hurrying back home as fast as she can.

[Steph]

I hope it's enjoyable, even though it's rushed.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

She seemed excited, especially since her husband got a job. :)

[denny]

And this all started with a dildo?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL. Don't you love useless threads?

[Steph]

I wouldn't be here otherwise :) This is turning out to be one of my favourite threads!

[skipthisone]

Well if it is steph's fave, then we should all just embrace it.

[WildIrish]

Should we all embrace Steph as well?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I think she'd like that.

[skipthisone]

She may smack us around too though.

[WildIrish]

I think we'd like that!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'd like a banana split, please. Or pizza. :)

[Steph]

chips and dip over here!

[skipthisone]

Ill bring the chips, since you have the dip...

[Steph]

And Skippy loves to be smacked around so I'm more than happy to oblige.

[skipthisone]

Ill let you smack me, but you have to be willing to accept the after-effects

[IAKaraokeGirl]

This is getting interesting.

[WildIrish]

*pulls up a chair and starts munching popcorn*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Can I have some, WildIrish?

[WildIrish]

Have a seat, enjoy the show.

*punches a hole in the bucket so he can play the popcorn trick on IAKG*

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I don't know the popcorn trick. Is that a New England thing?

[WildIrish]

It's when a guy puts a hole in the bottom of a bucket of popcorn and puts his penis through it so when his date reaches for popcorn, eventually she will grab him instead.

From what I hear.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Woohoo!

[WildIrish]

Um, no bobbing for popcorn! We're supposed to be watching them!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'll keep my eyes on them, but my hands can be roaming free. :D

[Steph]

A spanking orgy, maybe?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

When's this going to occur? (Flips open her calendar)

[darogle]

HEY! How did I get naked??? And at this time of day? Eh, oh well...

[exhib_it_all]

Wow, all those movies I went to and I didn't think of the popcorn trick! DAMN.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<-----had never heard of it, but thinks it's awesome. :)

[dicksbro]

Does make you wonder if that's butter on the popcorn, doesnt' it?

[darogle]

<--- Grabs the seat between Steph and IAKG! hehe

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL @darogle

<-----likes lots of butter on her popcorn. ;)

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by darogle
<--- Grabs the seat between Steph and IAKG! hehe


Hey darogle...



You're squishing my popcorn! :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

WildIrish, would you mind if I licked my fingers to get the butter off? :D

[Steph]

Just don't make those loud licking noises! They're icky!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<----prepares to make quiet licking noises while trying to gain WildIrish's attention.

[dicksbro]

If you need more butter, just ask. :D

[denny]

Have you ever seen Last Tango?

[Steph]

You don't have to make noise when you lick your fingers! GAH!!!

:)

[dicksbro]

Make note of that, she likes the ol' silent lick treatment. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Woohoo!

[WildIrish]

Don't listen to them honey. Be as loud as you like.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<------*can* be loud.

[WildIrish]

good...


<----can't hear good! ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

lol

Maybe if I moan in your ear?

[WildIrish]

I need a bigger popcorn bucket...this one's getting tight!

[Steph]

Go ahead, be loud. Just warn me first!

[dicksbro]

How, by yelling, "LOOK OUT?"

[Steph]

That would work, DB!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Is there something falling?

[kleclere]

I think maybe the phone or my jaw.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you like me to bend over to pick either one up?

[dicksbro]

Can I watch? :lust:

[kleclere]

Can I also watch too?;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm bending over in front of you, aren't I? Should I wear anything special? ;)

[dicksbro]

Don't dress on my behalf. :lust:

[Steph]

i'm sure the pixie men wouldn't complain, no matter what you wore!

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'm sure the less the better...;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

*prepares to scavenger through her closet*

[dicksbro]

Pulls up a chair to watch. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What, the scavenging, or the selection? ;)

[dicksbro]

The bending, but where's the "bug-eyed" smilie when you need one? :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL. Maybe you should request that in Lil's next smiley revision. :D

[dicksbro]

Good ideas should be encouraged. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you need some encouragement?

[kleclere]

Don't we all need some encouragement?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm thinking I need a little...motivation. ;)

[kleclere]

So how do you want to be motivated?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm sure you can come up with something. ;)

[dicksbro]

With talk like that, something always comes up. :lust:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Oh? Anyone care discuss what that is? :D

[Steph]

I could take a guess but I'm a lady :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---------is sweet and innocent.

[WildIrish]

<----- is prudish and puritanical.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<-----thinks that WildIrish is not so much a Puritan as he'd like us to believe.

[Steph]

<---- thinks the people above her embellish the truth :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Actually, I *am* sweet and innocent--just ask anyone in my real life. :)

[Sugarsprinkles]

*cough, cough* *choke, choke*

Yeah, so am I. ;);)



(I know you really are...well, sweet anyway..not too sure about the innocent part :D )

[Steph]

LOL it was the innocent part that got me :)

[strokeplayer]

Sweet I definitely believe. But, the innocent part??? I think not. :D

I think the view when she bends over is/would be wonderful to behold... and hold. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would naive be more believable? Geez. :D

[kleclere]

I would have to say to a point. ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Which "point" would that be? :D

[kleclere]

About naivity.:)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you not believe me? I don't even realize when people check me out. :D

[dicksbro]

I try to judge people by their avatar ... :lust:

Hee hee

[IAKaraokeGirl]

So, should I use the one with my angel outfit on? :)

[denny]

And how do you judge me?

[dicksbro]

Fun loving, no doubt.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Does that mean you're shadowy, DB? :D

[Steph]

Nature lover, more like it.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What does that make me?

[WildIrish]

Doesn't that depend on which personality is dominant at the time?

[Steph]

You're the curious, cute poster, IAKG :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

But not innocent, right? LMAO :D

[Steph]

Who in Pixies is innocent, I ask you?

[dicksbro]

Do you mean we're not innocent?

(Where's the "shocked looked" smilie when you need it?)

[Irish]

Judge not,lest ye be judged yourself! Irish

[IAKaraokeGirl]

We're judges now? I don't remember finishing law school. :D

[dicksbro]

You mean judges go to school?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You think they're born that way? :D

[Steph]

I think some are!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not sure I'd want to be a judge, though. You have to be continually sure of yourself and your judgment--a lot of pressure.

[LixyChick]

Read this whole thread..and I think I'll just say....if the dildo did it and we all are naive but not necessarily innocent....does the judge get to spank us now?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Wow--you read the whole thread? :D

[dicksbro]

Isn't that impressive?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm impressed!

[Steph]

Lixy is impressive, of that there is no doubt!




(but she really should check out the Liberty Bell!)

[WildIrish]

Are judges really naked under those robes? And why doesn't anyone wear a powdered wig in the US?

[Lost]

nah, they wear fetish clothes under the robes!
why would they need to powder their wig, does it chafe?

[Lilith]

Now when I go to court for my next GAL case I am gonna picture the judge in nipple clamps:p

[WildIrish]

Yes, but would they be homemade, like mine? ha ha

[Lilith]

oh do tell? btw what is the thread for anymore?

[dicksbro]

I thought thread was for sewing, but I could be mistaken.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do we sew at Pixies? Is that what we're supposed to be doing?

[WildIrish]

If we sew, so shall we reap?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What are we reaping?

[kleclere]

Is it to late to reap oats?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you like oats? Or, what do you like?

[dicksbro]

What do I like? Is that the question?

[WildIrish]

Better finish reaping those apples before it's too late!

[dicksbro]

Is that what's meant by "The grimm reaping?"

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are you grim, DB? Is there anything we can do to help?

[dicksbro]

Do you have something to wipe up where I was drooling after your offer? ;)

[WildIrish]

What happened to your Kleenex? ha ha

[IenkiMoonshine]

*finishes blowing her nose on dicksbro's last Kleenex* Ooops, sorry but I ran out...do you mind?

[dicksbro]

I knew there was something I wanted to buy today. :(

[WildIrish]

What if we're not all wrong? Have we even considered that?

[dicksbro]

But what if we think we're not all wrong, but are wrong about that? :dizzy:

[WildIrish]

What if this is as good as it gets?

[Steph]

It gets better :)

[WildIrish]

Ok, so I'm wrong! :D

[dicksbro]

You're kidding, aren't you?

[WildIrish]

Celebrating National Sarcastic Month DB? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You wouldn't be sarcastic, would you, WildIrish?

[dicksbro]

WildIrish, sacastic? I've never! :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Want to post that to that thread, then, DB? :D

[WildIrish]

Do you really wanna pull on that thread IAKG? ha ha

[Steph]

Pull his finger?

[dicksbro]

Pull his leg?

[Steph]

Pull this thread? :)

[dicksbro]

And undo the seam?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are we taking clothes off again?

[Steph]

I believe so.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

That's not necessarily bad, is it?

[dicksbro]

Sounds good to me. :lust:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Who goes first?

[dicksbro]

I'll remove my shirt.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should I remove something, too, then? What's your preference?

[dicksbro]

I think it'd be nice if you surprised us.

[kleclere]

I could go for her surprising us!;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you think I'd surprise you?

[kleclere]

It could be interesting!:)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should I be dangerous, too?

[kleclere]

If it were up to me yes.

[dicksbro]

I'll vote with kleclere ... he has good judgement.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Is Pixies a good example of a democracy?

[dicksbro]

We certainly have a lot of views represented.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Fortunately, most of us are open-minded enough to be tolerant of others' views.

[kleclere]

And some of the views here are very well worth it.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Isn't the worth of something determined by how valuable it is to that particular person?

[kleclere]

All the value is knowing ones worth.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Doesn't everyone have different priorities?

[kleclere]

Yes but first priority is to yourself.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What if you have conflicting priorities?

[denny]

Not always, Dad. Children and wife need to come first sometimes.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Those are good priorities, that's true.

[dicksbro]

Good is nice. :D

[denny]

...........but nice is good!

[dicksbro]

Good grief. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Charlie Brown :D

[dicksbro]

It's close to the time for The Great Pumpkin!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Woohoo! Have you ever seen it?

[dicksbro]

Not sure. Saw several huge ones at a local pumpkin festival recently, but when I asked, they kept mum.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

They had mums there, too? :D

[dicksbro]

Nah, their mummies wouldn't let them. ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Oh, *bad* Halloween joke. :D

[dicksbro]

:D :D

Sorry.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Apology accepted. :)

[kleclere]

It wasn't that bad of a joke.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Judging from your taste in movies, I realize you wouldn't think so. :D


LMAO

[kleclere]

So you don't like movies?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You know better than that. :)

[kleclere]

It may not be all that bad. :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What may not be bad?

[kleclere]

My type of movies. :)

[dicksbro]

Rats, and I was just getting interested. :D :D

[denny]

What's so interesting?

[dicksbro]

I don't know, I was getting there, but I didn't quite make it. :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Is someone in this thread interested in something?

[kleclere]

We are all interested in something here.:)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What would you be interested in?

[kleclere]

Would more pictures of you work? :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I would have to find a photographer first. :D

[kleclere]

So are you taking volunteers?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Sure--I've got a sign-up list right here.

[dicksbro]

Can I borrow a pen? :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you think I have pockets to carry pens? :D

[dicksbro]

I'll just make a mental note. :D