Change the song title

[exhib_it_all]

Ok, this one is easy. Change one word in a song title to make it sound pornographic.

Example:

You're a good lay, Charlie Brown....

[musicman]

along the same lines....

linus licks lucy

[Sharni]

I dont Fuck You Anymore

[Steph]

If I had a million dildos . . .

[Sharni]

Boom Boom Boom Lets Go Fuck In My Room

[dicksbro]

Love Motion Number 69

[imaginewithme]

What would you say if he were 12"

[thereIam]

All along the vibrator

[dicksbro]

Around Her Neck, She Wore a Pearly Necklace

[musketeer]

Fuck Around the Clock

[dicksbro]

Go Cum with Me

[musicman]

beauty fucks the beast

[exhib_it_all]

Might as well face it you're addicted to boobs

[jennaflower]

Open Legs

[musicman]

lay your hands on me (don't even need to change this one)

[jennaflower]

Suck on me

[Lion]

How much is that Pussy in the Window

[jennaflower]

Fucking with Eyes wide open

[musicman]

suck my dick

[exhib_it_all]

Another one bites the bust

[exhib_it_all]

You're bringing on the hard-on

[OziJuggalo]

oops i fucked her again

[jseal]

A Whore Named Sue

[FallenAngel5]

Where the Streets Have No Whores

[WildIrish]

Anyone ever heard of Billie Holiday's "Come Rain Or Come Shot"?

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by Ready4Ty
Where the Streets Have No Whores

Where The Sheets Have No Stains lmao

[jseal]

You Brought A New Kind Of Sex To Me

[WildIrish]

You Can't Hurry Cunnilingus

[jseal]

Spread Your Cheeks (Wings), Queen

[WildIrish]

Didn't The Charlie Daniels Band sing "The Devil Went Down On Georgia"?

[jseal]

What about The Band’s “The Night They Tied Old Dixie Down”?

[WildIrish]

Or Bon Jovi's "It's My Wife" lmao

[jseal]

And who could forget that classic by The Mamas & The Papas, “California Fuckin'”?

[WildIrish]

Classics! I love classics! Like CCR's "Bad Dick Rising"!

[jseal]

Few people know Burl Ives recorded “Call Me Mr. In-between (Your Thighs)”.

[OziJuggalo]

get out of my car get on my lap

[jseal]

Tom Jones had a big hit with “Deflower”, didn’t he?

[flutelady]

And the Disney Classic- Zip A Dee Spoo Da

[jseal]

It was Celine Dion who sang “Kneeling in Front Of You”, right?

[flutelady]

Celine Dion also sang a moving cover of "First Time Ever I Fucked Your Face"

[jseal]

True, true.

As I recall, Elvis Presley did “Until It's Time For You To Cum”.

[flutelady]

Elvis, The King... also performed the timeless classic "Fuck Me Tender"

[jseal]

The Bee Gees really rocked the house with their rendition of “Never Been Blown”.

[flutelady]

... and as an encore they sang "Boobie Nights"

[jseal]

I think it is significant that “BJ” Thomas sang “Cumdrops Keep Fallin' On My Head”.

[exhib_it_all]

Who was it that sang 'Cum go with me'?

[jseal]

I'm unsure. But it was Barbra Lewis who did “Make me your slave”, wasn’t it?

[flutelady]

I always love to hear Percy Sledge sing "When a man licks a woman"

[jseal]

Among my favorites in “Say ungh!” by the Carpenters.

[musicman]

I personally enjoy the Holy Clitty by S. Adams

[jseal]

True, true. Then there was “I've Got To Use My Vibrator”, by Gladys Knight And The Pips.

[musketeer]

can't remember the group but one from the 80's - "I won't let your son go down on me"

[jseal]

Actually, I don’t think this one even needs changing: “Double Lovin' “ by The Osmonds. Perhaps “Triple Lovin' “?

[lakritze]

If I had YOUR hammer,Sittin on your cock by the bay.For you Elvis fans....You ain't nothing but a HORNDOG.....

[SuzyQ]

Celine Dion, Another Year Has Gone By and I didn't get laid.

[lakritze]

Nothing could be finer then to be in her vaginer in the moooooooorning.

[SuzyQ]

Now that was funny....

Home on the Stranger...

[jseal]

...AND we are getting some traction!

One at a time now...

[kinx]

Welcome to My Night, Mayor.

[dicksbro]

Enema at the gates.







Ewwwwwww! :(

[dicksbro]

"Don't let the cum (smoke) get in your eyes"

[dicksbro]

"Inside Her (Man)"