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Studmuffin69
11-13-2004, 08:14 PM
finish this sentence. I will go first.

I'm so horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around me.

Pita
11-13-2004, 08:20 PM
I'm so horny I would be willing to do whatever he wanted. :D

dicksbro
11-13-2004, 08:36 PM
I'm so horny that when I heard somebody ask about when the rubber meets the road, I checked to see if it had slipped off.

Studmuffin69
11-13-2004, 08:37 PM
I'm so horny I just broke the zipper on my jeans

Pita
11-13-2004, 08:48 PM
Im so horny I helped him break the zipper. :D

Studmuffin69
11-13-2004, 08:52 PM
I'm so horny I could hammer nails with my dick!

dicksbro
11-13-2004, 09:34 PM
I'm so horny, I've gone through a box a Kleenex just for practice. :)

Pita
11-13-2004, 09:39 PM
I'm so horny I have soaked three pairs of panties so far. :lust:

osuche
11-14-2004, 12:06 AM
Is this like a variant of "It's been so long since I've had sex...." ????

LMAO. 'Cause I'm REALLY good at that one.

Just give it a try..... "It's been so long since I've had sex that I'm afraid I'm frozen shut."

mayhem1978
11-14-2004, 01:38 AM
Im so horney that even the pillows on my bed are starting to look interesting

Studmuffin69
11-14-2004, 06:38 AM
I'm so horny the cat ran away.

osuche
11-14-2004, 11:21 AM
I'm so horny I'm considering changing this afternoon's event from Osuche's Open House to "Open Osuche"

:hot:

LMAO

Pita
11-14-2004, 01:15 PM
I'm so horny that I'm even willing to give Stud a :bj:



:D

hardhornyhubby
11-14-2004, 01:30 PM
i'm so horny my cock will explode like a nuclear bomb

Studmuffin69
11-14-2004, 04:10 PM
I'm so honry I keep knocking over the lamp with it.

dicksbro
11-14-2004, 04:28 PM
I'm so horny, I can't lay on my stomach.

Studmuffin69
11-15-2004, 11:56 PM
I'm so horny I can't sit down with out hurting myself.

campingboy
11-16-2004, 12:04 AM
I'm so horny after 6 days of guests, I'm surprised I'm still on the computer.

osuche
11-16-2004, 12:12 AM
I'm so horny I can't concentrate on work. ;)

campingboy
11-16-2004, 12:26 AM
Well I'm still horny and ^^^^^ avatar only add fuel to the fire.

osuche
11-16-2004, 12:36 AM
I'm so horny IO'm starting to eye the men in my hotel and wonder what they taste like......not that I'd do anything about it ~~ but I do speculate ;)

campingboy
11-16-2004, 12:45 AM
And what hotel are you in???? I'm still horny, but I'm getting tired and might just go to sleep when I go to bed.

Studmuffin69
11-16-2004, 12:50 AM
I'm so honry I'm looking for osuche"s hotel.

osuche
11-16-2004, 12:58 AM
i'M SO HORNY i'D CONSIDER GIVING HIM THE ADDRESS. ;) :D

campingboy
11-16-2004, 01:04 AM
I'm glad that I'm horny. You know you are alive when your hormones are peaked.

Studmuffin69
11-16-2004, 01:21 AM
i'M SO HORNY i'D CONSIDER GIVING HIM THE ADDRESS. ;) :D


I'm so horny I'm sitting here waiting for her address :slurp: :sex:

dicksbro
11-16-2004, 03:05 AM
I'm so horny, the cardboard cylinder inside the roll of bathroom tissue is starting to look good. :rolleyes:

Studmuffin69
11-16-2004, 10:10 PM
I'm so honry, I need to take a cold shower at the north pole.

osuche
11-16-2004, 10:12 PM
I'm so horny I'm sitting here waiting for her address :slurp: :sex:


I'm so horny I'm wondering how quicly he can get to TN

Studmuffin69
11-16-2004, 10:16 PM
I'm so horny I'm wondering how quicly he can get to TN


I'm so horny, that my dick is getting in the way as I drive to TN :sex:

campingboy
11-16-2004, 10:51 PM
I'm so horny that the first round was this morning and I'm ready for another.

osuche
11-16-2004, 11:10 PM
I'm so horny I'm envious of ^^^

cbass1976
11-16-2004, 11:35 PM
i'm so horney i'd do an ex!!!!!!!lol

dicksbro
11-17-2004, 02:58 AM
I'm so horny I won't let our cat sit on my lap. :)

Pita
11-19-2004, 07:41 PM
I'm so horny I am sitting here squirmming in my chair.

Glyndwr
11-19-2004, 07:43 PM
I'm so horny the tip of my cock is glistening with pre-cum

Pita
11-19-2004, 07:48 PM
I'm so horny I am thinking about things glistening.

Glyndwr
11-19-2004, 07:50 PM
I'm so horny I may just have to give it a slow stroke

Pita
11-19-2004, 07:58 PM
I'm so horny I may just have to jump his bones.

Glyndwr
11-19-2004, 08:00 PM
I'm so horny I'm going to wake the S/O ;)

Studmuffin69
11-19-2004, 11:10 PM
I'm so honry Tess is hiding in the bedroom and has locked the door.

dicksbro
11-20-2004, 06:50 AM
I'm so horny that when the guy at the gas station said, "Fill 'er up," my first thought was of my wife.

imaginewithme
11-20-2004, 03:51 PM
I'm so horny.

FINALLY!

dicksbro
11-23-2004, 04:26 AM
I'm so horny, a teddy bear and raggity ann doll are hiding in the corner pointing at a stuffed doggie.

rasty12
11-23-2004, 08:06 AM
i'm so horny that stuffed doggie had better run.

dicksbro
11-24-2004, 05:09 PM
I'm so horny, my pants are getting a hole worn through in front. :eek:

Pita
11-24-2004, 06:04 PM
I'm so horny I think I will take a shower with my detachable showerhead.

Studmuffin69
11-24-2004, 09:41 PM
I'm so horny I can rent my dick out as a jackhummer.

Pita
11-24-2004, 11:05 PM
I am so horny I would like to be pounded like its a jackhammer. :D

osuche
11-25-2004, 01:35 AM
I am so horny the turkey is starting to look good. :yikes:

Studmuffin69
11-25-2004, 08:50 PM
I'm so horny I can do push-ups with no hands.

dicksbro
11-26-2004, 02:43 PM
I'm so horny that the blanket's being held too high to see the television screen.

Studmuffin69
11-26-2004, 04:39 PM
I'm so horny the alligators are hiding from me.

rasty12
11-27-2004, 12:22 AM
i'm so horny i started playing smut games in search of releif!

Studmuffin69
12-02-2004, 10:08 PM
I'm so horny I cant get a job on a sheep farm

Pita
12-02-2004, 10:12 PM
I'm so horny I keep putting the washing machine on spin cycle.

Studmuffin69
12-02-2004, 10:16 PM
I'm so horny I keep watching her^^ do the wash.

Pita
12-02-2004, 10:18 PM
I'm so horny I am thinking this beer bottle I have would make a good sex toy.

Studmuffin69
12-02-2004, 10:22 PM
I'm so horny I'm going to buy her^^ some more beer :drool:

dicksbro
12-03-2004, 03:58 AM
I'm so horny my left hand is giving my right hand the finger ... and the right hand is smiling. :eek:

Studmuffin69
12-03-2004, 09:38 PM
I'm so horny my dick could be used as a flag pole.

osuche
12-03-2004, 11:18 PM
I'm so hormy I am considering installing a drive-thru into my bedroom :D


j/k

rabbit
12-03-2004, 11:21 PM
:drive:

I'm so horny, Mr Hand doesn't make the A list tonight. :p

osuche
12-03-2004, 11:23 PM
I'm so horny, I'm wondering if I'd make the A list :D

rabbit
12-03-2004, 11:27 PM
^^^immediately writes her name down! :p

I'm so horny I think the feel of massage oil on my skin right now would make me purr.

osuche
12-03-2004, 11:28 PM
I'm so horny someone could slide *right* in....

rabbit
12-03-2004, 11:30 PM
I'm so horny that I could go from 0 to Ready in about 10 seconds.

osuche
12-03-2004, 11:31 PM
I'm so horny it wouldn't take 10.....and I bet I could get you there faster....

rabbit
12-03-2004, 11:34 PM
I'm so horny that my tongue is in desperate need of work.

osuche
12-03-2004, 11:35 PM
I'm so horny that I could think of a myriad of ways to keep it busy

rabbit
12-03-2004, 11:37 PM
I'm so horny that I'd like to start with item #1 on your list! :drool:

osuche
12-03-2004, 11:39 PM
I am so horny you could likely make me cum just from that ;)

rabbit
12-03-2004, 11:41 PM
:drool:

I am so horny that I really need to glide the tip of my tongue across her wetness.

osuche
12-03-2004, 11:42 PM
I'm so horny I would want to straddle his lap as he sits at the computer and let him inside me slowly...teasing him until he begs....

rabbit
12-03-2004, 11:45 PM
I'm so horny that I want to give her a long and satisfying ride, she enjoying my fullness deep inside her.

osuche
12-03-2004, 11:47 PM
I'm so horny that I would love to finish him off with my mouth, licking our juices off of his cock....

blkcat
12-03-2004, 11:55 PM
I'm so horny that i would love to be kissing her juiced up mouth

dicksbro
12-04-2004, 03:13 AM
I'm so horny from the last two posts, I could do a handjob now. :)

Studmuffin69
12-04-2004, 01:39 PM
I'm so horny I'm baking a Apple Pie

dicksbro
12-04-2004, 07:28 PM
I'm so horny I could have played Zorro without a sword. :eek:

rasty12
12-05-2004, 08:21 AM
i'm so horney my tongue is stiff.

Playful1
12-05-2004, 10:55 AM
I'm so horny I think I'll pick her up from work instead of letting her drive home....

Playful1
12-05-2004, 10:56 AM
I'm so horny it's been 14 orgasums in the past 72 hours and I'm ready for more!

rabbit
12-05-2004, 11:33 AM
I'm so horny that I am chewing gum.

SuzyQ
12-05-2004, 07:32 PM
I'm so horny, don't have any panties on.

rabbit
12-05-2004, 08:34 PM
I'm so horny that I need to stand outside in the snow just to cool off.

hardhornyhubby
12-07-2004, 11:16 AM
im so horny i could rip off tess's santa suit and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SuzyQ
12-07-2004, 12:06 PM
I'm so hornly I could join the two of you...

osuche
12-08-2004, 10:00 PM
I'm so horny, the wine bottle at lunch was looking good.....

jay-t
12-08-2004, 10:17 PM
I"m so horny, I took up jogging just to hear heavy breathing again!

osuche
12-08-2004, 11:09 PM
I'm so horny I'm wishing I packed my vibrator in my suitcase

SuzyQ
12-09-2004, 08:37 PM
I'm so horny I could take a vibrator to Ouche

OzKristin
12-09-2004, 08:45 PM
i'm so horny i can get myself to come w/o touching myself (and yes..I really have done that before hehe)

SuzyQ
12-09-2004, 08:47 PM
That is horny!!!!

I'm so horny I would like to try that...

OzKristin
12-09-2004, 08:54 PM
I' m so horny I'd like to help show you how suzyq ;)

blkcat
12-09-2004, 08:57 PM
I'm so Horny,I need to watch you both

OzKristin
12-09-2004, 08:58 PM
i'm so horny i'd love for you to join ;)

blkcat
12-09-2004, 09:02 PM
I'm so Horny,Iwill just have to cum

rasty12
12-09-2004, 10:53 PM
i'm so horny the produce section at the market is begining to look good.

Wolfen
12-10-2004, 02:01 PM
I'm so horny, i'm wondering if my right hand would wear lingerie for me tonite.......

SuzyQ
12-10-2004, 02:19 PM
I so horny I would wear lingerie for you tonight

Wolfen
12-10-2004, 02:29 PM
I'm so horny, I'll take you up on that offer :d:

AngelicVampires
12-10-2004, 02:39 PM
I'm so horny, I think I should advertise myself.

SuzyQ
12-10-2004, 02:42 PM
I'm so horny I look for your ad.

AngelicVampires
12-10-2004, 02:49 PM
I'm so horny, I would probably answer your inquiry.

SuzyQ
12-10-2004, 06:32 PM
I'm so horny I would go look in a bar for a date...

blkcat
12-10-2004, 06:37 PM
I'm so Horny,i would sit in a bar and hope a lovely was looking for a date

SuzyQ
12-10-2004, 06:40 PM
I'm so horny I would get out my vibrator...

blkcat
12-10-2004, 07:05 PM
i'm so horny,i'll pretend to be your vibrator

rabbit
12-11-2004, 10:51 AM
I'm so horny I'm thinking about saying "yes" to the first woman who asks!

:p

SuzyQ
12-11-2004, 11:49 AM
I'm so horney, but I have flirted, but never straight out asked.."can we fuck?"

:sex:

Coaster
12-11-2004, 11:58 AM
I'm so horny, I might ask the next lady I meet.

TinTennessee
12-11-2004, 07:03 PM
I'm so horny, I might ask the next lady I meet.

Coaster, please let me introduce myself..my name is T.....rofl

SuzyQ
12-11-2004, 07:07 PM
I'm so horny, I wish I could stay home and get off instead of going out.

:wine:

blkcat
12-11-2004, 07:37 PM
I'm so Horny,i will stay home and think of you getting off

DangerousPet
12-11-2004, 10:40 PM
i'm so honry i think i might get out the ice tonight... and the toys. it's time to play...


...oh playful1.... :)

dicksbro
12-15-2004, 05:15 PM
I'm so horny, Betty Boop brings bigness to my boner. :)

SuzyQ
12-15-2004, 06:14 PM
I'm so horny old pics of Charles Atlas make me wet.

Studmuffin69
12-19-2004, 12:24 AM
I'm so horny that Tess is in for the time of her life!!

dicksbro
12-19-2004, 03:35 AM
I'm so horny, if she said breakfast I'd dive right in. :lust:

Studmuffin69
12-19-2004, 01:15 PM
I'm so horny a light breeze could cause an eruption.

dicksbro
12-19-2004, 02:28 PM
I'm so horny a cork in it could be called a deadly weapon. (A cork in it? :confused: :rolleyes2 )

SuzyQ
12-26-2004, 07:48 PM
I'm so horny going to read a boring book to try and get over it, cause company's coming

Studmuffin69
12-26-2004, 08:42 PM
I'm so horny I just told Tess she can do ANYTHING she wants to me tonight. And that girl has an imaginaion. :D

Pita
12-26-2004, 11:26 PM
Got that right baby! :spank: :boobs: :bj:

DangerousPet
12-27-2004, 12:08 AM
i'm so horney... and he's away :(

come home!!

SuzyQ
12-27-2004, 08:38 PM
I'm so horney and it's supper time..grrrrrrrr

cowgirltease
12-27-2004, 10:51 PM
I'm so horny and i've already ate supper. :lust:

hardhornyhubby
12-27-2004, 10:52 PM
im so horny i wish i was supper

Playful1
12-27-2004, 11:56 PM
I am so horney....and shes coming to visit in 2 days!!!!

Studmuffin69
12-28-2004, 12:31 AM
I'm so horny I need to get off here and go get my woman.

WildIrish
12-28-2004, 11:43 AM
I'm so horny I just caught myself staring out the window...






at a car's exhaust pipe! :eek:

texascubfan
12-28-2004, 12:49 PM
i'm so horny i'd do rosie o'donnell! well, maybe not but rosanne barr, at least.......ok, rosie greer? (ex pittsburgh steeler from the 70's)

cherrypie7788
12-28-2004, 01:16 PM
I'm so horny that if I don't get some cock soon I'm going to go crazy

WildIrish
12-28-2004, 04:47 PM
Hmmm...I have a cock and I'm still crazy. Maybe I need a place to put it? ha ha

cherrypie7788
12-28-2004, 04:58 PM
I have a place you might like to put it ;)

SuzyQ
12-28-2004, 05:19 PM
I'm so horny and I have to wait till tonight..

WildIrish
12-28-2004, 05:48 PM
I'm so horny I'm thinking of ways to use wd-40, duct tape and a hammer. lmao

Studmuffin69
12-28-2004, 05:55 PM
I've been so horny that I have used wd-40, duct tape and a hammer. :D

SuzyQ
12-28-2004, 05:56 PM
I'm so horny I'm thinking of ways to use wd-40, duct tape and a hammer. lmao
:rofl:

I knew you were creative

I'm so horny I would even get laid with someone using a condom

Studmuffin69
12-28-2004, 06:06 PM
I'm so horny I just went and bought a case of condoms.

SuzyQ
12-28-2004, 06:07 PM
A whole case????

I'm so horny I think we might use them all up.

Studmuffin69
12-28-2004, 06:08 PM
I'm so horny that I went and bought the condom factory,

SuzyQ
12-28-2004, 06:08 PM
I'm so horny i think we could use all the factory could produce

Studmuffin69
12-28-2004, 06:11 PM
I'm so honry I think we the factory we be working over time for a while.

SuzyQ
12-28-2004, 06:13 PM
I'm so horny we would need a freight train to take all the used condoms away

Studmuffin69
12-28-2004, 06:15 PM
I'am so honry we may need a whole state for the used condoms!!

SuzyQ
12-28-2004, 06:16 PM
I'm so horny I think we should start our own horny state.

Studmuffin69
12-28-2004, 06:19 PM
I'm so horny I think we should go out and spread horniness to every man and woman.

texascubfan
12-28-2004, 07:54 PM
I've been so horny that I have used wd-40, duct tape and a hammer. :D

MacGyver?

WildIrish
12-29-2004, 09:41 AM
I'm so horny, I've got my genitals resting on the floor hoping a large truck drives by and shakes the ground.

Studmuffin69
12-29-2004, 01:10 PM
I"m so honry I came home for lunch.

SuzyQ
12-29-2004, 06:02 PM
I'm so horny I wish I was your lunch...

Studmuffin69
12-29-2004, 06:08 PM
I'm so horny I could eat again!!

osuche
12-31-2004, 01:57 PM
I'm so horny I'm going to have to enlist myself in the "panty of the month" club because I am running out of dry ones... ;)

PantyFanatic
12-31-2004, 02:12 PM
I'm so horny I'm going to have to enlist myself in the "panty of the month" club because I am running out of dry ones... ;)
:dizzy:



:drool: :slurp: :drool:








:faint:

SuzyQ
12-31-2004, 08:12 PM
I'm so horny I'm going to have to enlist myself in the "panty of the month" club because I am running out of dry ones... ;)

Think that will have to be the "panty of the day" club...

I'm so horny am going stay sober tonight in order to get laid

osuche
01-03-2005, 11:36 PM
I'm so horny I might have to tie him to the bed and keep him in Columbus

jennaflower
01-03-2005, 11:38 PM
I'm so horny I could give a blowjob to a stranger on the back deck :)

OH... wait... I did that alredy! LOL

toooo funny ;) I am just tickled ;)

Studmuffin69
01-04-2005, 01:17 AM
I'm so horny I wish I was a Jennaflower's stanger.

SuzyQ
01-04-2005, 10:56 AM
I'm so horny, going to go in the shower and get myself off....

osuche
01-08-2005, 05:07 PM
I;m so horny, I'm plotting ways to get my MIL out of the house :D

Studmuffin69
01-09-2005, 07:00 AM
I'm so horny I cant sleep

SuzyQ
01-09-2005, 10:23 AM
I'm so horny, I am like, osuche, am trying to get some time alone with hubby today...

osuche
01-10-2005, 02:48 PM
I'm so horny I'm going to ambush him when he gets home :slurp:

texascubfan
01-10-2005, 03:24 PM
I'm so horny, going to go in the shower and get myself off....

i'm so horny i wanted you to take your camera!

SuzyQ
01-10-2005, 05:54 PM
I so horny I might use the camera to get off

texascubfan
01-10-2005, 05:57 PM
I so horny I might use the camera to get off
"I;m ready for my close up, Mr. Demille!

i'm so horny, but i have to play alone tonight while the wife is on a shoot in houston! :(

Studmuffin69
01-15-2005, 06:44 AM
I'm so horny that Tess has locked me up in the closet and wont let me out.

SuzyQ
01-15-2005, 11:07 AM
I'm so horny I want to be in the closet with you

mannis
01-15-2005, 12:04 PM
I am so horny i am thinking about being in a shower......lol

SuzyQ
01-15-2005, 05:35 PM
I'm so horny I am going to read to take my mind off of it...

mannis
01-16-2005, 01:08 AM
I am so horny i am going to take a shower..............lol

SuzyQ
01-18-2005, 11:04 AM
I am so horny i am going to take a shower..............lol

Exactley.. i am on my way to the shower right now!

FuckACanuck
01-18-2005, 11:14 AM
Im so horny thinking about Suzy all wet and soapy

SuzyQ
02-07-2005, 08:43 PM
I'm so horny I could fuck a Canuck

blkcat
02-07-2005, 09:04 PM
Hope i helped in getting you so high

Glyndwr
02-11-2005, 08:34 AM
I'm so horny I'd sell my soul for a blow job

WildIrish
02-11-2005, 10:16 AM
I'm so horny...the birds are afraid to fly past my window!

osuche
02-11-2005, 12:15 PM
I'm so horny even my lesbian neighbors are starting to look appealing. :p

mannis
02-11-2005, 12:17 PM
oooooooooooh boy!!.......lol...to be a neighbour.............


I'm so horny....when i take a shower in cold water....the room fill up with steam

dicksbro
02-23-2005, 05:01 AM
I'm so horny I have to sleep on my back.

Pita
02-24-2005, 03:19 PM
I'm so horny I wish he was here right this minute.

Parrothead49
02-24-2005, 03:23 PM
I'm so horny, I wish my baby was here in my office right now

Pita
02-24-2005, 03:26 PM
I'm so horny I can't keep the thoughts of his tongue :drool: on me out of my mind.

dicksbro
02-24-2005, 03:41 PM
I'm so horny, my wife's teddy bear is starting to look nervous. :)

rabbit
03-13-2005, 12:07 PM
I'm so horny my cock is throbbing in my briefs.

dicksbro
03-13-2005, 03:09 PM
I'm so horny that my briefs are throbbing in time with my cock. ;)

SuzyQ
03-16-2005, 06:52 PM
I'm so horny the computer is starting to look good.

dicksbro
03-17-2005, 03:14 AM
I'm so horny, I could be a coffee creamer. :rolleyes2

SuzyQ
03-17-2005, 11:10 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lick, lick

I'm so horny I could lick your cream.

dicksbro
03-17-2005, 06:36 PM
I'm so horny I have to have someone walk in front to open the doors. :D

Glyndwr
03-17-2005, 07:04 PM
I'm so horny I'm knocking on doors before I reach them

BadChicken
03-18-2005, 03:03 AM
I'm so horny I'm constantly on the verge of passing out from lack of blood flow to my brain.

imaginewithme
03-18-2005, 01:51 PM
I'm so horny, I think I'll go take a nice long shower

lizzardbits
03-18-2005, 01:54 PM
i'm so horny that i have taken to sitting on a towel

imaginewithme
03-18-2005, 01:55 PM
I'm so horny, I wish I were that towel :rofl:

Coaster
03-30-2005, 09:17 AM
I'm so horny, I awoke this morning with my bottom half 6" off the bed

dicksbro
03-30-2005, 01:32 PM
I'm so horny, I have to be careful when standing in lines.

imaginewithme
04-01-2005, 11:08 AM
I'm so horny....period.

dicksbro
04-01-2005, 03:58 PM
I'm so horny, I may have to unzip my fly.

kathy1
04-02-2005, 10:37 PM
I'm so horny I could suck the chrome off the tail pipe of a '57 chevy

dicksbro
04-03-2005, 05:33 AM
I'm so horny, after your post Kathy1, I'm sitting here honking. BEEP. BEEP. :)

kathy1
04-03-2005, 06:50 AM
I'm so horny, I'd keep you naked and hard alllllllll day!!

BigBear57
04-03-2005, 06:53 AM
I'm so horny I just licked Kathy1's av!

kathy1
04-03-2005, 07:06 AM
I'm so horny, I'm wishin' it was me and not my AV

Mercury_Maniac
04-03-2005, 07:47 AM
I'm so horny, that i woke up with a hard-on and it hasn't gone down yet

dicksbro
04-03-2005, 05:22 PM
I'm so horny, two matadors held up their capes when they saw me.

Winston77
04-03-2005, 09:20 PM
I'm so horny the rolling donut better watch out

dicksbro
04-04-2005, 02:16 AM
I'm so horny, it's trying to play "Charge!"

kathy1
04-04-2005, 03:28 AM
I'm so horny, there's a "slippery when wet" warning tattoed on the inside of my left thigh

dicksbro
04-04-2005, 03:32 AM
I'm so horny, I'll have to check ^^^^ that out using a braille technique. :lust:

kathy1
04-04-2005, 03:36 AM
I'm so horny, i'd prefer you use the lip-reading method.

dicksbro
04-04-2005, 03:57 AM
I'm so horny my lips puckered up immediately. :drool:

kathy1
04-04-2005, 04:00 AM
I'm so horny, my lips did the same......now, did i say which ones???

dicksbro
04-04-2005, 04:02 AM
I'm so horny, I think I'll start at the bottom and work up. ;)

kathy1
04-04-2005, 04:04 AM
I'm so horny, I think I'll just work you up

dicksbro
04-04-2005, 08:20 AM
I'm so horny ... I'll go with about anything. :drool:

Studmuffin69
04-04-2005, 11:14 AM
I'm so horny the crack of dawn is not safe.

dicksbro
04-04-2005, 11:37 AM
I'm so horny, I'm fit for a slit. :eek:

imaginewithme
04-09-2005, 12:37 AM
I'm so horny.

Winston77
04-09-2005, 12:47 AM
I'm so horny I might have to stop typing

dicksbro
04-09-2005, 05:00 PM
I'm so horny I can easily relate to TinglingTess' detailed description. :lust:

Winston77
04-09-2005, 10:17 PM
I'm so horny I just might have to do something about it. (any takers)

dicksbro
04-10-2005, 03:35 AM
I'm so horny I'm sitting here naked rubbing myself.

imaginewithme
04-10-2005, 03:01 PM
I'm so horny, I'm looking at naked pics on the internet

dicksbro
04-10-2005, 03:08 PM
I'm so horny, I was watching a show on TV about the ice age and the snow started to melt. :eek:

Winston77
04-10-2005, 08:15 PM
i'm so horny I ripped a hole in my sweats

dicksbro
04-11-2005, 02:31 AM
I'm so horny, the donuts are looking for their holes.

Winston77
04-11-2005, 05:41 PM
I'm so horny someone better lookout

dicksbro
04-12-2005, 08:22 PM
I'm so horny ... I can't think of anything to say! Arrrg!

Winston77
04-13-2005, 06:02 AM
I'm so horny my palm itches

Cindy Kim
04-13-2005, 08:25 AM
I'm so horny I'm starting to find bananas sexy

hotfire
04-13-2005, 08:47 AM
I'm so horny I think I have to touch myself... :lust:

Cindy Kim
04-13-2005, 09:10 AM
I'm so horny I've doing that all damn morning. Why don't you touch me, and I'll touch you, and we'll both be happier?

:cheers:

I'm so horny I've given up green M&Ms

dicksbro
04-13-2005, 09:11 AM
I'm so horny, I could touch you both. :D

Cindy Kim
04-13-2005, 09:14 AM
Oh, heck, I'm game!

I'm so horny I could stay in a threesome like that all day long

hotfire
04-13-2005, 10:16 AM
I'll work on the logistics!

I'm so horny I think I'll get naked right now. And then....

Cindy Kim
04-13-2005, 10:20 AM
I'm so horny I'll crawl right through this phone line and join you

hotfire
04-13-2005, 10:23 AM
I'm so horny I'm thinking of Cindy Kim's hand on me instead of mine

Cindy Kim
04-13-2005, 10:24 AM
I'm so horny I'm going full circle to the idea of I touch you, you touch me, and, sure, anyone who wants to join is welcome!

dicksbro
04-13-2005, 10:28 AM
I'm so horny I'm going to have to start making up excuses for my pants looking the way they do. :)

Cindy Kim
04-13-2005, 10:29 AM
I'm so horny I'm going to have to wash the sheets...again.

dicksbro
04-13-2005, 02:33 PM
I'm so horny, I could stand behind you and watch. :D

imaginewithme
04-14-2005, 09:23 PM
I'm so horny.......period.

Winston77
04-14-2005, 09:27 PM
Ditto

Mercury_Maniac
04-14-2005, 11:35 PM
I'm so horny......that if i took a shower right now i'd have my own hook to hang the towel on after i dry off :D

lizzardbits
04-14-2005, 11:38 PM
I'm so horny......that if i took a shower right now i'd have my own hook to hang the towel on after i dry off :D


.......and would that "hook" be the top of my head as i knelt down before you and proceeded to lick off every droplet of water?

Mercury_Maniac
04-14-2005, 11:39 PM
I'm so horny......that if each droplet of cum was a grain of sand.....i could create an island :D

lizzardbits
04-14-2005, 11:43 PM
i'm so horny that the flood in my panties is gonna spill out and become the ocean around your island