The Penis Game

[Pop-O]

In alphabetical order, using either the title of a movie or a song, replace one of the words with penis.

I start: Ace Ventura, Penis Detective

[lizzardbits]

Young Penis (Young Guns)

[Mercury_Maniac]

My Fellow Penises

(My Fellow Americans)

[lizzardbits]

Monty Penis' The Meaning of Life
or
Monty Python's The Meaning of Penis

[Galatea]

Someone didn't read the first three words of the directions.....*wagging finger*

Bad Penises
or
Bad Boys

[scotzoidman]

song - Counting Penises on the Wall

[jseal]

Dances with Penises (Movie)

[SuzyQ]

The sword in the Penis (oouch)

[cherrypie7788]

I miss Penis
(I miss you, blink 182)

[Pita]

(It's an ABC game Pixies)

Every penis you take (song;Sting)

[Scarecrow]

Feeling Penis (Feeling Groovy)

[jseal]

Good Luck Penis (Good Luck Charm; song; Elvis)

[Pita]

Happy Penis (tv)

[Scarecrow]

It's a Small Penis(world)

[texascubfan]

Monty Penis' The Meaning of Life
or
Monty Python's The Meaning of Penis

Now THAT'S funny, i don't care who you are!

James and the Giant Penis (James and the Giant Peach)
or
Johnson Family Vacation (do i have to change the name or can i just leave as "Johnson"? ;) )

[Pita]

Killing me softly with his penis (song)

[WildIrish]

La Penis (La Bamba?)

[osuche]

Mother Penis (Pooh)

[texascubfan]

Finding Penis (Nemo)

can you imagine ellen degeneres looking for penis!? oh, i crack myself up!

[Scarecrow]

Odd Penis(couple)

[nicole2309]

Penis Express (Polar)

[texascubfan]

The Penis (Quiet) Game!

[Scarecrow]

Raising Penises(Arizona)

[nicole2309]

Penis City (Silver)

[osuche]

If we're not going to go in alphabetical order...I've been dying to use this one.... :D

The Penis Diaries (Princess)

[Mercury_Maniac]

Penises of the Carribbean

[texascubfan]

If we're not going to go in alphabetical order...I've been dying to use this one.... :D

The Penis Diaries (Princess)

good one!

[nicole2309]

well, i know this isn't my game but i'm going to try to get things back in order. So we'll go from "P"...... since i liked penises of the caribean so much. Next comes "O" right.

Penis (Only) Time

[Galatea]

Actually Q is next.

Queen of the Penis (Damned)

[nicole2309]

You're right....... guess I was going backwards there
Sorry ;)

Penis (Rich) Girl

[Galatea]

Saving Private Penis (Ryan)

[imalikalotapuss]

Raiders of the lost Penis (ark)

[Galatea]

Why is this concept so hard to grasp? ALPHABETICAL!

T comes after S....

The Penis Show (The Truman Show)

Now comes U

[nicole2309]

Underneath your Penis (clothes)

[hardhornyhubby]

Valley of the Penis (Dolls)

[WildIrish]

Penis Framed Roger Rabbit? :D (Who)

[lizzardbits]

ummm...... "triple" Penis for "XXX" with Vin Diesel.........lol....I couldn't think of anything else!

next is Y.....

[Scarecrow]

Young Penises(guns)

[Galatea]

Penislander (Zoolander)

[csjames75]

A View To A Penis (Kill)

*"Penislander" cracked my bones ... so funny.*

[Galatea]

Penis Brothers (Blues)

[csjames75]

Penisburgler (Catburgler)

[lizzardbits]

the Penis Team (Dream)

[WildIrish]

Penis Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Eternal)

[csjames75]

Great movie, Wild Irish!


Penis Day Afternoon (Dog)

[nicole2309]

Penis (east) is Penis (east)

[csjames75]

Fear and Loathing in Las Penis (Vegas)

[Pita]

Gone with the Penis (wind)

[dicksbro]

By the Time I Left for Penis (Phoenix)

[WildIrish]

Penis Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Harry)

[csjames75]

Penis Goes Down (Igby)

[gekkogecko]

Jumpin' Jack Penis (Flash)

[AngelicVampires]

Penis Geniuses (Baby)

[csjames75]

Penis Zoe (Killing)

[WildIrish]

The Penis of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (Lord)

[Aqua]

The Penis in the Iron Mask (Man)

[WildIrish]

A Penis on Elm Street? (Nightmare) :D

[nicole2309]

Penis Water (open)

[Galatea]

Penis's Big Adventure (Peewee's)

[Aqua]

Penis Down Under (Quigley)

[nicole2309]

Penis Harvest (random)

[csjames75]

Sex, Lies and Penises (Videotape)

[nicole2309]

The fifth penis (element)

[imalikalotapuss]

Why is this concept so hard to grasp? ALPHABETICAL!

T comes after S....

The Penis Show (The Truman Show)

Now comes U

Sorry: there i go thinking with the wrong head again!!! :spank: :D

[Aqua]

Under Penis (Siege)

[csjames75]

Velvet Goldmine

[Galatea]

White Penis (Noise)

[csjames75]

X-Patriots

[lizzardbits]

Penis Got Mail (You)

[csjames75]

Zebra Head - Daisy Chainsaw

[WildIrish]

The Penis-Minded Professor (Absent)

[Aqua]

Penis on the River Kwai (Bridge)

[dicksbro]

For Your Penis Only (Eyes)

[lizzardbits]

Penis Point Blank (Gross)


i love that one, lmao!

[nicole2309]

Hold that penis (woman)

[imalikalotapuss]

For your Penis only (eyes)

[WildIrish]

Well...I'm going to hell for this one!


Penis of Nazareth (Jesus)

[FuckACanuck]

Fast Penis At Ridgemont High

[Pita]

(you went out of order ^^^^ ;) )

Knight Penis (rider)

[hardhornyhubby]

Penis Tracey (Dick)

[blkcat]

Penis Rat [King]

[lizzardbits]

The Penis Boys (Lost)

next cumz "M"...........

[FuckACanuck]

Midnight Penis (run)

Sorry for going out of order before.

[Pita]

Night of the living penis (dead)

[Galatea]

Open Penis (Arms)

[Aqua]

Purple Penis (Rain)

[nicole2309]

queen of penises (spades)

[blkcat]

Purple Penis [Rain]

[WildIrish]

Ok...very funny, guys! I've been set up here!


The Penis of the Lambs (Silence)

[Lilith]

Penis Machine (Time)

[Galatea]

Probably the best song ever recorded......

Under the Penis (Boardwalk)

[nicole2309]

Penis Goldmine (velvet)

[Galatea]

The Wizard of Penis (Oz)

[lizzardbits]

Penis-Men (X)

[Galatea]

You Light Up my Penis (Life)

[mannis]

The long and winding Penis (Road)

[Galatea]

:hair: :hair: :hair: ALPHABETICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hair: :hair: :hair:

Ziggy Penis (Stardust)

[SuzyQ]

Amazon Penis (women) on the Moon

[blkcat]

Bulldog Penis Drummand

[nicole2309]

calling all penises (coyotes)

[SuzyQ]

LOL i liked that one

Donkey Penis (Skin) Yes I have a movie book LOL

[Galatea]

Elephant Penis (Man)

[WildIrish]

Penis Gump (Forrest) "Run Penis...RUN!" :grin:

[faerie_princess]

Great Penises (Expectations)

[mannis]

They call me Mister Penis..(Tibbs)

[Galatea]

:(
:wobble:
:mad:
:hair:
:bang:
:trout:

:rant: If you aren't going to read the rules, DON'T POST! :rant:

[mannis]

Am i bad??........... :x: ....sorry hon....you distracted me....lol

O.k. i guess H should be next...

Penis and Sally..(Harry)

[Pita]

I will aways love Penis (you)

[Galatea]

Penis and Dianne (Jack)

[bb@po9]

Penis Rhapsody (Bohemian)

[faerie_princess]

Heavier Penises (Things) ~ John Mayer

[SuzyQ]

I guess I is next...this is alpabetical after all

Innocent Penis (Victim)

[Galatea]

*sigh* can we make a rule where if you don't follow the rules you get your post taken away? *cries* I give up. I don't want to play with you anymore. *pouts like a 4 year old*

[WildIrish]

*sigh* can we make a rule where if you don't follow the rules you get your post taken away? *cries* I give up. I don't want to play with you anymore. *pouts like a 4 year old*


*whispers...you for got to say the word Penis* :D

[blkcat]

Penis & The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat,....Joseph

[dicksbro]

Finding Nemo's Penis

[dick_king]

Gone with the Penis (Wind)

[dicksbro]

Harry Penis and the Sword's Appendix

[lizzardbits]

ok from the last post that was in alphabetical order was "J" then i am "K"

Penis, the Conquerer (Kull)

next is L......

[Glyndwr]

Land before Penis (time)

[lizzardbits]

Men in Penis (Black)

[Glyndwr]

Never ending Penis (story)

[lizzardbits]

Penis Golden Pond (On)

[Glyndwr]

Queen of the Penis (damned)

[lizzardbits]

OOpsie forgot "P''

Pushing Penis (Tin) <----I have been dying to say that one anyway

ok back to alphabetical ----> R

[Glyndwr]

OOpsie forgot "P''

Pushing Penis (Tin) <----I have been dying to say that one anyway


I knew that :rolleyes2


Return of the Penis

[lizzardbits]

Penis Breeze (Summer)

[Glyndwr]

Terminator 3: Rise of the penis

[lizzardbits]

Under The Penis (Bridge)

[Glyndwr]

Valley of the Penis (dolls)

[WildIrish]

Penis you were sleeping (While)

[dicksbro]

Tie Me Penis Down Sport

[lizzardbits]

Penis of the Nation (Youth)

[dicksbro]

Put a little penis in your mouth (Put a little love in your heart)

[lizzardbits]

Penis Itch (Angry) ---song by Type O Negative

[dicksbro]

My Penis was the Only Screwdriver (My Brother was an Only Child by Jack Douglas)

[lizzardbits]

Penis Girl (Cinnamon)

[dicksbro]

Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Penis :eek:

[wyndhy]

bubble penis (bubble boy-movie)

[dicksbro]

Penis at the Gates

[lizzardbits]

Penis Poet Society (Dead)

[Coaster]

"If it doesn't fit, you must Penis" (Acquit)

Am so sorry that there's one less lawyer amoungst us.....:(

[dicksbro]

Pardon My Penis (Sarong)

[lizzardbits]

When Penises Collide (Worlds) song by Powerman 5000

[dicksbro]

Another Penis in the Wall - Pink Floyd (Brick)

[shoresexy]

It's Raining Penis (Men) :jump:

[dicksbro]

Above Us the Penis (Waves)

[lizzardbits]

Karma Penis (Police)---Radiohead

[dicksbro]

The High and the Mighty Penis

[Winston77]

"Old penis (man) take a look at my life" Neil Young

[dicksbro]

"Ya' get a penis in your mouth, lying on your back, drooling over me" (I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You)

[Winston77]

"She'll be cumming around the Penis when she cums"

[dicksbro]

Yankee's Penis' a Dandy (Yankee Doodle Dandy)

[lizzardbits]

Penis Hard (Die)

[Winston77]

Damn Penisies

[dicksbro]

Beneath the Penis of the Apes (Planet)

[Winston77]

up the down penis

[lizzardbits]

Demolition Penis (Man)

[dicksbro]

Casper's Friendly Penis

[lizzardbits]

Keep Penis Alive (Hope) Song by The Crystal Method

[dicksbro]

Take My Penis Outta Your Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye (song ... Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye)

[Winston77]

Keep your penis alive! (love)

[dicksbro]

Lord of the Penis: The Erection of the King, The

[lizzardbits]

Meet the Penis (Fockers)

[Winston77]

Puff the Magic Penis

[grkbabigurl]

The Penis of Oz

[lizzardbits]

Gone with the Penis

[dicksbro]

How Big Was My Penis (How Green Was My Valley)

[Pita]

I honestly love Penis (you)

[dicksbro]

You are My Penis' Sunshine

[lizzardbits]

Sleeping Penis (Beauty) :yikes:

[dicksbro]

Dances with Penis'

[Winston77]

Me and Penis McGee

[dicksbro]

The Penis Hunter (Deer)

[lizzardbits]

Penis Behaviour (Human) song by Bjork

[dicksbro]

Blame it on the Penis (Rain)

[lizzardbits]

Purple Penis (Rain)

[dicksbro]

Oh Mein Penis, to Me You Were so Wonderful (Papa)

[grkbabigurl]

oh christmas penis (tree)

[lizzardbits]

Penis Girls Don't Cry (Big)

[grkbabigurl]

the pit and the penis (Pendulum)

[Mercury_Maniac]

My Big Fat Greek Penis :D (wedding)

[grkbabigurl]

hahahaha

Me myself and my penis (irene)

[Mercury_Maniac]

My Best Friend's Penis (wedding again:D)

[grkbabigurl]

Dirty Penis (dancing)

[Mercury_Maniac]

Holy Penis (man)

[grkbabigurl]

The Penis of Norte Dame (hunchback)

[Mercury_Maniac]

Hear no Penis, See no Penis (Evil)

[grkbabigurl]

the passion of the penis (christ)

[Mercury_Maniac]

heh good one :D



The Lost Penis (world)

[grkbabigurl]

hehe thanks...

Penis of a Mad Black Woman (Diary)

[Winston77]

The Man without a Penis (face)

[Cindy Kim]

Big Penis in Little China (Trouble)

[lizzardbits]

"Hey Man, Nice Penis" (Shot) song by Filter

[Winston77]

One flew over the penis nest

[lizzardbits]

Ride the Penis (Lightning) Song by Metallica

[dicksbro]

The Penis-edibles (The Incredibles)

[Winston77]

born under a Penis sign (Bad)

[dicksbro]

"Let them eat Penis" - Marie Antoinette (Are quotes okay? :confused: )

[lizzardbits]

Penis No More (Lonely) song by Rob Thomas

[dicksbro]

Holding out for a Penis (Hero) by Bonnie Tyler

Where have all the good cocks gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Pricks
To fill the waiting broads?

Isn’t there a mighty prick upon a fiery steed?
Late at night she tosses and turns and dreams of what she needs

"I need a penis
I'm holding out for a penis 'till the end of the night
It's gotta be strong
And it's gotta be fast
And it's gotta be standing upright.

I need a penis
I’m holding out for a penis 'till the morning light
It’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And it’s gotta be larger than life
Lager than life!"

:D

[Winston77]

Crossed Eyed Penis (Mary) Jethro Tull

[lizzardbits]

Holding out for a Penis (Hero) by Bonnie Tyler

Where have all the good cocks gone
And where are all the gods?
Where’s the street-wise Pricks
To fill the waiting broads?

Isn’t there a mighty prick upon a fiery steed?
Late at night she tosses and turns and dreams of what she needs

"I need a penis
I'm holding out for at penis 'till the end of the night
It's gotta be strong
And it's gotta be fast
And it's gotta be standing upright.

I need a penis
I’m holding out for a penis 'till the morning light
It’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And it’s gotta be larger than life
Lager than life!"

:D


OMG!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: LMAO!!!

[dicksbro]

Danny's Toy (Penis)

Oh danny's toy, his pipe, his pipe is softening
From base to glans and down the leggin's side
The spunk is gone, and all the drops are falling
It’s through, it’s through and now he's lost his stride

But cum comes back when Suzie’s on the pillow
Or when her valley’s flushed and wet with flow,
It’s I’ll be there in her sublime, and shadow
Oh danny's toy, oh danny's toy, she loves you so

;)

[lizzardbits]

Indiana Jones and the Penis of Doom

[Winston77]

Lost in Penis (space)

[grkbabigurl]

The Penis Horror

[Coaster]

Finding Penis (Nemo)

[Winston77]

The last Penis to Clarksville

[lizzardbits]

from Penis (Hell)

[Winston77]

I can't get no Penis

[AngelicVampires]

Fast Times at Penis (Ridgemont) High

[Winston77]

Home Penis (depot)

[BadChicken]

Barnes & Penis (Nobles)

[Winston77]

The Farmer in the Penis (Dell)

[dicksbro]

Cumming thru Penis (Coming to America)

[spankymaly]

We don't smoke PENIS in Muskogee;
We don't take our trips on PENISES
We don't burn our PENISES down on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and bein' free.
I'm proud to be an PENIS from Muskogee,
A place where even PENISES can have TWO ballS
We still wave Old PENISES down at the courthouse,
And PENIS is still the biggest thrill of all.
We don't make a party out of PENISES
We like holdin' PENISES and pitchin' woo;
We don't let our PENISES grow long and shaggy,
Like the PENISES out in San Francisco do.
And I'm proud to be an PENIS from Muskogee,
A place where even PENISES can have 2 balls
We still wave Old PENISES down at the courthouse,
And PENIS is still the biggest thrill of all.

Leather COCK RINGS are still in style for manly PENISwear;
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
Football's still the roughest thing on PENISES
And the kids here still respect the college PENIS


We still wave Old PENISES down at the courthouse,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

OK OK Maybe I went to far, but I just don't know when to stop playing with my PENIS :grin:

[Winston77]

Don't rock the Penis

[east]

sitting on the dock of the penis (bay)

[dicksbro]

Hey Little Penis (One)

[Winston77]

Locomotive Penis (Breath)

[dicksbro]

Unchained Penis (Melody)

[Winston77]

Penis on the hill (fool)

[dicksbro]

Sixteen Penises (Tons)

[Winston77]

walking in a PENIS wonderland (winter)

[dicksbro]

Love Me Penis (Tender)

[Winston77]

The Star Spangled Penis

[dicksbro]

She'll be Cumming on the Penis (She'll be Coming Around the Mountain)

[Winston77]

The Penis will Rock (cradle)

[dicksbro]

She'll be Cumming Around the Penis (She'll be Coming Around the Mountain)

[Winston77]

All around the PENIS ( watchtower )

[dicksbro]

Wankle, Wankle Little Penis (Twin ... oh, heck, you know. :D)

[Winston77]

The Penis on the hill

[dicksbro]

I Wish I Were an Oscar Mayer Penis

[Winston77]

Black Penis (Dog)

[dicksbro]

Danny Boy's Penis

You remember that song don't you ...

Oh Danny boy, your pipes, your pipes subsiding,
From glans to glans, and down the smooth shaft’s side,
The pre-cum’s gone, and all the skin is drying,
‘Tis true, ‘tis true, it came on your new bride.
But cum ye’ back when semen’s in the hanging sack,
Or when the legs are wrapped around your back,
‘Tis you’ll be bare on sheets as cool as fallen snow,
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, it cums and goes.

And if you cum, while her sweet puss is waiting,
And when you shoot your semen in her hair,
You’ll cum and cum, her lovely lips a gapping,
She’ll kneel and gulp the jism in the air.

And you’ll feel it soften when she does her thing to thee,
And all your dreams will warm and sweeter be,
And should she fail to tell you of her love for thee,
Then stick it in and cum again for she.

Then stick it in and cum again for she.

:D

[bare4you]

The Penis (Tick) Code

[dicksbro]

Penis the Magic Dragon (Puff)

[Winston77]

On top of olde Penis

[Callie691]

Hello People!!! It says ALPHABETICAL ORDER!! Y'all got it way messed up. Galatea even pointed that out on the first page, and still no one paid attention.

[dicksbro]

Hello People!!! It says ALPHABETICAL ORDER!! Y'all got it way messed up. Galatea even pointed that out on the first page, and still no one paid attention.

Wow, I never heard of that one ^^^^^. :grin:

Pretty Penis (Woman) ;)

[BSOD]

Queen Of Penis (Denial)

[sexspy]

Red Penis (Dawn)

[BSOD]

Star Penises (Wars)

[dicksbro]

Arch of the Penises (March of the Penquins)

[BSOD]

Twenty Million Penises (Things) - Robert Palmer

[dicksbro]

Unchained Penises (Melody)

[BSOD]

Valley Of Penises (Tears) - Vanilla Ice

[dicksbro]

Witchita Penis Man (Lineman)

[Bluetigertone]

Xmas penis (party)