Phone Sex Opening Lines

[souls_cry2000]

TinTennessee gave me an idea. Can you think of any interesting phone sex opening lines? If you can list a few.



















Here is one from one of my fave movies.

Are your legs open you filthy harlot?

[osuche]

I'm hot and wet. Let me know if you want to kow more.

[alspals69]

^^^ that works for me, i'd say yes!

[rockintime]

"Hello" ??? :D

[TinTennessee]

"Hey handsome c'mere a minute...I have something for you"

Ummmm why me Souls? lol

[Teddy Bear]

I need you sooo bad!!

(and i ain't kidding!!!)

[Coaster]

"Is this the wanton woman of the house?"

[Teddy Bear]

mmmmm..... you sound so good.

[osuche]

If I tell you a secret, will you promise not to tell? ;)

[Oldfart]

"Do you . . ."

[seminalfluid]

Before we go any further, promise me you won't tell dad...

[souls_cry2000]

Ooh baby how does my quarter feel sliding down your slot?

[Oldfart]

At the third stroke . . .

[FussyPucker]

Operator can you please give me the number for......oh wait.....what are you wearing?

[Nuelaan]

My credit card number is .........

[Darksoul]

"Pardon me, this is my first visit here. Could you recommend me something from the menu?"