It's all about the quotes, baby!

[Maid of Marvels]

caught

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? ~Woody Allen

[Booger]

god

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

[Messalina]

penis

Men crave sex, that's how we are. It's why the penis is shaped like a compass needle. ~Peter McNichol in Ally McBeal

[Booger]

sex


The real mass media are basically trying to divert people. Let them do something else, but don’t bother us (us being the people who run the show). Let them get interested in professional sports, for example. Let everybody be crazed about professional sports or sex scandals or the personalities and their problems or something like that. Anything, as long as it isn’t serious.
Noam Chomsky

[Christine]

sex

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic...

~ Woody Allen

[Messalina]

thing

It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women. ~Scott Adams

[Christine]

satisfying

But, oh, to get involved in the exchange
Of human emotions is ever so satisfying
There's no map
And a compass
Wouldn't help at all
Human behaviour...

~ Björk

[Booger]

human

The strongest human instinct is to impart information. The second strongest is to resist it.
Scottish author Kenneth Grahame

[huntersgirl]

resist


You have ravished me away by a Power I cannot resist; and yet I could resist till I saw you; and even since I have seen you I endeavored often "to reason against the reasons of my Love."


John Keats

[horseman12]

Love


I wandered of the idol, Love, who daily scents his snowy wings with incense of burnt offerings from the most unpolluted things.

Edgar Allen Poe

[Maid of Marvels]

wings

There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots, the other, wings. ~Hodding Carter

[huntersgirl]

roots


...And I suddenly feel like a different person
From the roots of my soul come a gentle coercion
And I ran my hand o'er a strange inversion
As the darkness turns into the dawn
The child is gone...


Fiona Apple "The Child is Gone"

[Cabrylla]

darkness

"As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being."

Carl Jung

[Steph]

relationships

We live together very happily, that is, I don't have a moment's peace
by day or night.
--Heinrich Heine (1797-1856)
German poet

[Christine]

together

Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Relax, turn around and take my hand.
I can help you change tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be well upon our way.

~ Tool

[huntersgirl]

Pleasure


"There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge."
-Bertrand Russell

[Christine]

pleasure

Surprises are foolish things. The pleasure is not enhanced,
and the inconvenience is often considerable.

~ Jane Austen, Emma

[Miss Behavin']

foolish

Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. ~Mark Twain

[dancingrugger]

life
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. ~ Robert Frost

[freesolutions]

Everything


You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Steven Wright

[Steph]

put

"Once you've put one of his [Henry James] books down, you simply can't pick it up again." --Mark Twain

[dancingrugger]

books

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. ~ Mark Twain again

[freesolutions]

Advantage



The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.
Russell Green

[Stardust Memory]

prevents

Just saying 'no' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression. ~Faye Wattleton

[dancingrugger]

pregnancy/pregnant

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. ~Dave Barry

[Stardust Memory]

*chuckle* That was a good one... And so, so true. :D

baby

I watched a whole entire human being come out of there, and I realized that I would never again be the largest thing she had ever had. Very unsettling for the male ego. I mean, how could I say something romantic like "Here it comes baby, I'm gonna split you in half!" when I know for a fact how happy she would have been if the baby's head had only been three times the size of my dick? ~Chris Bridges

[dicksbro]

“Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.” - Henry David Thoreau

[WildIrish]

"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality." ~ Mitch Hedberg

[dicksbro]

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work[. ~William H. Masters

[dicksbro]

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns (1896 - 1996)