after-pixies keyboard cleanup

[BamaKyttn]

ok, so I have this Sh!t all over my keyboard, I mean it's like on the f1 key, enter, space, the moniter..... my g/f and I just got a new Amazon Parrot and he has after 2 days totally bonded to me so when she opens the door to interact with him he flies across the room to me, and tends to evacuate on the way..... technically he hasn't hit the computer YET but it's only a matter of time I'm sure..... any Ideas on clean up?

hehehe unusual, but hey my last one was about Ants!

Kyttn

[andrew]

Kitten

Use anti-static wet wipes, most PC shops have got 'em or even big supermart.

You can buy PC covers or just use some thin plastic sheet, or cling film for the key board.

Andrew

[1wildpussycat]

move the bird to another room!!!

[Irish]

Put glue under its wings!That's not mean;I didn't say to use a .22
;did I? Irish

[BamaKyttn]

*lol* this is the only room the cats can't get into

Irish this is a $600 bird...... beautiful plumage!

Kyttn

[Irish]

$600?---How does that old saying go?---A fool and his money;are
soon parted!Cat=22.I bought a Hav-a-hart trap to put under the
bird feeder pole that I built for my wife;so that I wouldn't trap my
wifes cat;when the squirrels come around; for the birdseed.I catch
the squirrels and then shoot them in the trap.If I let them go;they
would be back the next day.I put a stovepipe ;around the feeder
pole and multi-grain Cheerios;for bait; in the trap! Irish

[Lovediva]

Bama...you can buy or make a birdie diaper!!! :D

[Irish]

Bama---Can I watch you put the diaper on? Irish

[RandyGal]

For this I'll need to see pictures.

I MUST see photos of a bird wearing diapers. LOL LOL

(a 600$$ bird wearing diapers no less! LOL)

[Reverend Silky]

it ain't a question of the plumage. the bird is bleedin' demised.

[Irish]

Bama---How about six realfeathery sparrows at $100 apiece?
Maybe you could work out a deal;with www.Pets.com(whatever)
to sell bird diapers;on commision;for you.You'ld supply;and make;
the diapers and they would sell them. Irish

[BamaKyttn]

*tackles Rev with a hug* I knew you'd come through for me sexy!

I dunno..... this bird only likes to be handled when he's scared.... hell even I'd like to see me put a diaper on him as long as I didn't hafta do it!

Kyttn

[Reverend Silky]

*shrug* it's what i do.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Reverend Silky
it ain't a question of the plumage. the bird is bleedin' demised.

Wakey! Wakey!!!:D:D:D

(love it, Rev. Silky!!)

[PantyFanatic]

^* Is that the same parrot I once knew?*^

Post: Was asked this same question just last week…..

[Reverend Silky]

it has gone to join the choir invisible.

[Sugarsprinkles]

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!

[Reverend Silky]

PININ' for the fjords?!

[Sugarsprinkles]

He's f*ckin' snuffed it!..... THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

[Reverend Silky]

does it talk? ...well, it's hardly a replacement then, is it?!

[Sugarsprinkles]

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! '

[jay]

ok I thought long and hard about this on and like the ants I'm going to have to say fireworks you can set them up around the computer and use them as anti-aircraft guns they should be easy to get with july 1st/ 4th just around the corner

[BamaKyttn]

*laugh* gotta love the python *grin* anyway..... dunno I dun wanna give the damn thing a heart attack

[jay]

how about one of those invisable fence colars?? so every time the bird enters the "no fly zone" he gets a small shock

[Thinker]

Have the feathers on the bird's wings cliped. It has to be done every few months or so because the feathers grow back but it keeps the bird out of trouble.

[BamaKyttn]

we did and now he is mean