/me jumps braless on the trampoline next door

(the lamp stays silent through sheer force of will and 'cause lamps don't talk.)
(if lamps could think, this lamp would be wondering when the stuff that we all know goes on in boys locker rooms will get started)

bownt chic-a bownt bownt

:hot:















































:D

*waits for the obigatory towel snapping :D

/me still peeking thru the window is about to pee her pants from laughing at Lilith jumpin on the trampoline and laughing my ass off at the lamp that doesn't talk BUT knows how to spell bownt chic a bownt bownt!!!!

Okay, Wyndhy, you caught us. We're getting ready to turn on some Kenny G and talk about our feelings.

Either that, or watch the porno you gave a musical interlude too!

Hey guys come check out the TV channels!
We have about 47 ESPN channels!
All of the movies have car chases, gun fights, expolsions, boobies, or the three stooges! John Wayne and Clint Eastwood marathons!!!!!

No Toon Disney, no Lifetime, or Oprah anywhere!

This is freakin great.............


OOOOOhhhhh.....
We even have porn channels



Remotes for everyone!!!!!

/me shimmies up on the roof and changes the dish to face in the direction of only the chick channels

AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :hair:


IT'S DR. PHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

if lamps could think, the lamp would have thought lil meant chick porn.

/me takes the staris up to the roof and snaps Lilith on the ass with a towel

*Strike that*

I'm smacking her ass with my hand! :D

/me stops giggling and starts gettin' damp from watching the porn thru the window

PERFECT!

...right out of The Man Show!!!

:D

BTW, I brought the cigars, men.

:D

/giggles.......knowing that cigars could be lots of fun!

/me puts on her blue Gap dress