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Bilbo 12-04-2001 02:52 AM
OK! here's the lot that I know...what other verses could be addapted?

Knock yourselves out

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

TWELVE TWISTED TWATS
ELEVEN ELEPTIC LEPPERS
TEN TATTERED TAMPONS
NINE KNAWED OFF NIPPLES
EIGHT ACHING ASSHOLES
SEVEN SEXY SISTERS
SIX CYPHILIPHICS

FIVE CHOIR BOOOYYYYS
FOUR FUCKED-UP MOLES
THREE FRENCH LETTERS
TWO TANGLED TESTIES and
A FORESKIN FULL OF VD



Mary Christmas and a wonderful and prosperous New Year

Sharni 12-14-2001 05:47 PM
An Aussie version

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me.
1. An emu up a gum tree.
2. Two pink galahs.
3. Three jabirus.
4. Four kookaburras.
5. Five kangaroos.
6. Six platypuses.
7. Seven koalas climbing.
8. Eight possums playing.
9. Nine wombats working.
10. Ten lizards leaping.
11. Eleven numbats nagging.
12. Twelve parrots prattling

Another version

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me.
1. A kookaburra in a gum tree
2. Two snakes on skis
3. Three wet galahs
4. Four lyrebirds
5. Five kangaroos.
6. Six sharks a surfing
7. Seven emus laying
8. Eight dingos dancing
9. Nine crocs a snoozing
10. Ten wombats washing
11. Eleven lizards leaping
12. Twelve possums playing

Sharniqua

dicksbro 12-10-2019 05:31 PM
* BUMP *

Worth looking at again at this time of year. :)

Love Sharni's Aussie versions of the 12 Days of Christmas.

dicksbro 12-14-2019 03:09 AM
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …

a back rub from the neck down to the feet.

dicksbro 12-15-2019 11:58 PM
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …

Two small blue tablets
and
A back rub from the neck down to the feet.

dicksbro 12-20-2019 01:46 AM
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …

Three playful crotch grabs,
Two small blue tablets

and

A back rub from the neck down to the feet.

dicksbro 12-21-2019 12:16 AM
On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …

Four bottom pinches,
Three playful crotch grabes,
Two small blue tablets

and

A back rub from the neck down to the feet.

(Guess I skipped 3 days, so this will only be the Nine Days of Christmas. :shrug: )

Teddy Bear 12-27-2019 02:24 PM
Bilbo, thanks for posting this way back when. Not sure if you still peek in pixies --- if so ; sending warm wishes what ever you are doing.


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