I've got the thoughts of a beautiful woman keeping me sane.

I've got a right hand that's been busy, clicking away at house and job listings. :)

I've got a craving for Sour Patch Kids, and the knowledge I'm not supposed to have them.

I am strong. I think. Maybe. I hope I am. It's possible I am. I *can* stay away from the convenience store.

Can't I? :)

I've got EVERYTHING!

A job I love,
Amazingly terriffic kids who are almost old enough to move out on thier own.
A beautful wife.
An awesome house,
A nice car,
Hot pictures of Lilith AND...



AN ACCOUNT AT PIXIES!!

an itch that needs scratching :D

A backscratcher I won at the fair that IAKG can borrow. It only cost me $12 to win it!

Only if you deliver--and how do you know my *back* needs scratching?


...the two best children a mother could ever want

Wow, what a coincedence...so do I. And I have a third child too, but that's a different story. ha ha

I've got a pretty good idea where that itch is. And you're gonna break my backscratcher, aren't you?

...many things to be thankful for.

(and a friend who knows me pretty well, too.) :)

...a brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a brand new key!

...a song running through my head now. Thanks, WildIrish. :D

a wicked case of lust and too much homework

... a snappy new AV thanks to a pixie with a vested interest! And one waiting in the wings for when you all get sick of this one!

...a long drive home and a high stress level this afternoon. :(

. . . two DVD players (!) and a job interview in the morning

a whole lot of studying to do and no motivation!

Bad news, a cup of coffee, and a smoke

A cup of coffee and wet hair

.....a loverly bunch of coconuts........and a shower waiting to happen!

*can't believe nobody said the coconut thingy yet???* LMAO!

(the coconut reference is over my head, Lixy)

an annoying boyfriend and his annoying brother torturing me with redneck activities all weekend (if we don't spend at least an hour in Canadian Tire, it'll be a miracle!)

It's a song Steph....from way back! Dunno who sang it (English accented crooner though)....can't remember all the words......but have always thought of breasts when I thought/heard mention of it!

Who can help us out on this one?????

A cold that the kids thought they would share with me instead of keeping it to themselves!!!

(LOL @ Steph........... I feel for ya hun!!!! Been there, done that! Just stay in the air freshener isle....comment on how they can have their vehicle smell like "Mountain Streams" or even oranges... LOL :D )

I've got a tummy ache and some answers for Lixy.


I've Got a Loverly Bunch of Coconuts
I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts,
There they are, a-standing in a row;
Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist,
That's what the showman said.He said:

I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts;
Every ball I throw will make me rich
There stands me wife, the idol of my life,
Singing, Roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!

Singing, Roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!
Singing, Roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!
Roll-a-bowl-a-ball!Roll-a-bowl-a-ball!
Singing roll-a-bowl-a-ball-a-penny-a-pitch!



Don't know who sang it as it's a widely used/sung song. I know Danny Kaye did it too.

ROFLMFAO@Lilith!

That's it! That's the song.....though I don't remember Danny Kaye singing it cause I have this English accent stuck in my head! He could have though...sounds like something he'd sing!

Could I have heard it from "Oliver"??? I don't now what musical it was in....but I'm pretty sure it wasn't "Oaklahoma"!!!! LMAO!

Thanks Lil!

I've got your answer Lilith...
 

It was a one hit wonder for......................






Merv Griffin :)

ROFL about sooo many answers here!!!

Cheyanne, I've always done the "Seinfeld" thing in hardware stores and the men don't like it. "Who needs a lawnmower with more horsepower than my car?"

I still don't recognize that song but, because of this thread I've got the "you put de lime in de coconut" song stuck in my head for DAYS AND DAYS!




Oh yes, I've got a beer and a quiet house :)

I've got the warmest wishes and hugs going out to a Pixie in need.

I've got a mouthful of Chocolate Sin brownie and a need for something to drink;)

I've got a song stuck in my head and it is driving me nuts!

I've got a sore throat and a cup of coffee for Lilith.

And wasn't that song from South Pacific?

I've got a massive headache and a body that needs sleep. :)

ive got a pina coloda and a body that needs some.......................

I've got an aspirin for IAKG and for nikki, hmmmm, let me check...





a washcloth for that messy baby!

I've got two sore legs and one with a head that seems to have a mind of it's own. :D

I've still got a sore throat, and two ice packs for DB. The head problem you'll have to handle on your own!

I've got 73 minutes of work time left. :D

I've got miles to go before I sleep!

I've got to go get computer stuff.

I've got a sneaking suspicion I'm going to have a blast this weekend.

I've got a man who loves me. :D