I'm so horny that the first round was this morning and I'm ready for another.

I'm so horny I'm envious of ^^^

i'm so horney i'd do an ex!!!!!!!lol

I'm so horny I won't let our cat sit on my lap. :)

I'm so horny I am sitting here squirmming in my chair.

I'm so horny the tip of my cock is glistening with pre-cum

I'm so horny I am thinking about things glistening.

I'm so horny I may just have to give it a slow stroke

I'm so horny I may just have to jump his bones.

I'm so horny I'm going to wake the S/O ;)

I'm so honry Tess is hiding in the bedroom and has locked the door.

I'm so horny that when the guy at the gas station said, "Fill 'er up," my first thought was of my wife.

I'm so horny.

FINALLY!

I'm so horny, a teddy bear and raggity ann doll are hiding in the corner pointing at a stuffed doggie.

i'm so horny that stuffed doggie had better run.