No, this is just a convenient place to meditate with my eyes open.

Another actual question, asked of someone sitting in a Panera Bread internet lounge with an electric blanket:
"Is it cold in here?"

is it odd or is your imagination lacking for the question lol

Going back to our last question, "On the computer again?"

A: Heck no. It's not even real comfortable here on this chair.

Q: Looking at cameras in a case, the clerk asks: Can I get anything for you?

Yes, you can get naked so I can take your picture with one of these cameras.

After falling down, smacking your face ont he pavement and giving yourself a bloody nose:
"Are you all right?"

No, I have an itch on my left foot.

Q: Seeing you get out of a shiny new car with dealer plates, your asked, "Thinking of getting a new car?"

Yep, my mind is so powerful, I thought this one right into existence in my driveway!

I had no shoes and I wept. Then I met a man with no feet. So I said, "Hey, man, got any shoes you're not using?"

No, my dog always uses my old shoes as chew toys once I tire of them.

Can you believe at 3 in the morning it's still dark outside?

Yes, unless my bed slid to the south pole during the night. :rolleyes:


While sitting on a bench at dusk and staring out over the lake someone asks "watching the sun set?".

Nah, I've seen my son sit many times. Nothing new in that.

Seeing the person staring at the television set he asked, "Whatcha' watching?"

Nothing, I was just waiting for a power failure and didn't want to miss it.

Running the vacuum in the living room, your SO/spouse asks: "Doing some cleaning?"

No I have it on blow instead of suck.



Standing on the corner in DC and someone asks how's tricks?

The disappearing elephant one didn't work.

The passenger asked the stewardess, "When will we reach L.A.?"

FIVE MORE MINUTES!

Should I have yoghurt or toxic waste for breakfast?

I think you should go for both.



As you're stomping through the snow you are asked "did it snow last night"?

No, the cottonwood trees were spilling their seed.

Up in the sky, is that a hawk soaring?