I never get depressed.

I call my mother every day, just 'cause I miss her. ;)

I wish all those dancing girls from Chicago would quit coming into our home to entertain me.

(OMG, LOL! This is the best thread!) :grin:


I am voice instructor to the stars. :D

I think I hear that big yellow one overhead saying something now. :D

I think it said something like, "Keep the air on, dude!"

My leg fell off this morning..........it's almost fully grown back now though

Lil and I are actually the same person.

I am a size 14

I believe that George W Bush is the best president this nation has ever had!

Well I wasn't going to mention it but I did have a torid affair with Geraldo Rivera back when he was a real reporter.

LOL! I was the one who took all of Al Capone's stuff out of that safe.. :rofl:

I'm flat-chested. :wobble:

Work was splendid today.

Thank heavens I warned him. :D



I wondered where I put that. :grin: