The bad news is where you might have to stick those straws.

The good news is that while they are a poor alterative to a sump pump, they are good for letting you have a sip of cold refreshing drinks. :)

The bad news is, in the northern hemisphere it's still winter, and that cold drink could end up freezing your jaw off.

The good news is that you could drink your cold drink indoors.

The bad news is, sometimes the snow collapses your roof, and the indoors becomes the outdoors.

The good news is you now have a summer home. :nod:

The bad news is ... I DO????? I didn't know that. :D

The good news, this can mean a fresh start.

The bad news a new home also means more real estate taxes. :yikes:

The good news is that selling your old home might bring a higher selling price. :)

The bad news is, if you sell your home, you ae now homeless, but with a lot of money.

The good news is that you'd have a whole year before you had to pay taxes on that money.

The bade news is, you still wouldn't be able to hide your money from the tax collectors.

The good news is that once the government has it all ... we won't need to hide it. :yikes:

The bad news is, even clowns have to earn enough money to eat.