I am still trying!!!!!! :D :D :D ROTFLMFAO


The person below me can speak more than 3 languages....???

That would be me.

The person below me has tied someone up for erotic purposes.

Lass-oooooed more like it!!!! :D :D


The person below me is a new member!

How new?? I've only been here a couple of weeks...new enough??


The person below me is itching themselves in a private spot......

mmmmm just a small itch....ahhhh thats better.....

the person below me likes a nice wet tongue between their legs....

OH ME ME ME :D
hhehehe

The person below me Is talking on the phone right now

Does breathing heavy into the phone count?

The person below me wants to crack open a cold one.

Isn't that the definition of a necrophile? eh, that's sick... ok, I just wanna crack open a cold Coke...

The person below me likes giving blowjobs...

...Most deffinately...eh...

the person below me is looking for satisfaction

Fuck...my post was supposed to go below nutworld's...I have a general aversion to giving blowjobs...

don't ya just hate when that happens...Jizzlobber?

got a perfect response and by the time it ends up on the thread, it's too late.

...My timing is always off...just ask my SO...

It made THIS pitiful woman smile...so I'd say your bad timing was GREAT timing for me.

Thankyou...

now on with the show.

:D

...you are far from pitiful RG...such language...I won't hear of it...and I'm glad I could make you smile...

Someday, Jizzlobber, maybe someday, she'll believe that. People keep telling her such things but she seems to be ingnoring their cries.

We'll have to keep on trying.