i can see why^^^

I'd like to watch that all night...

Oh, sorry, my bad, I thought she said "jiggles"...

I plan to spend most of tomorrow (well, today) doing absolutely nothing.

I wish I could do nothing today. Well, my nothing instead of someone else's nothing!

You're not allowed to sleep in Midway Airport at night unless it's in the ticketing area, past security. :rolleyes:

i was delayed at midway once, but not overnight...i hope you didn't go to that chinese food place at the court to eat! :eew:

Got a birthday present in the mail today from my sister.

good. so you aren't ticked at her anymore, then?

I'm reading "Notes From Underground" by Fyodor Dostoevsky just for the fun of it.

(Tell me that's not odd.)

what's so odd about reading what's considered to be the world's premier existentialist work by a man considered to be the best russian author ever and certainly one of the most influential 19th century novelists?
:d

Well first of all...It contains an all-out assault on Enlightenment rationalism and the idea of progress which foreshadows many such assaults in the mid-to-late twentieth century! How odd is that?

that's pretty fucked up. :p:D

Well......... when you consider that it's on my nightstand on top of "Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II" it seems a bit odd. I guess I'm just a well rounded guy huh? :roflmao:

better well rounded than flat and lifeless.

i never did get jeff foxworthy ... prolly cause i'm not from the south ... but i can get behind andrew dice clay. oh!
:D

Man...in his prime, Dice was great!

Little Boy Blew! He needed the money! Whoa!!!! :rofl:

old motha hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch her dog a bone.
she bent ova and rova took ova
and gave her a bone of his own

OH!

:roflmao:

that ^^^ might violate pixie smut laws. :D

I am at a perosnal energy low today

Peter Peter pussy eater
had a wife but couldn't eat her
put her in a pumpkin shell
and there he fucked her up the ass as well
whoa!!!

Jack and Jill each went up the hill with a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with two fifty.
OH!

Oh, I also got told today that my name was sumitted for a transfer to another store when mine closes. :)

Wow, and I thought that all the talk out of Boston was because Andrew Dice Clay was making a come back. Come to find out it's some pitcher for the Sawx......who's nickname is Dice-K.

Thanks for bringing up all the Dice Clay standards folks.!!

The Cedar Rapids Gazette is apparently delivered at around 3:15am.


And Soda............... :nana::nana::nana:

Peter Peter pussy eater
had a wife and couldn't eat her
put her in a pumpkin shell,
now the pumpkin smells like fish!

OH!!!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider, he sat down beside her
He said "Hey, what's in the bowl bitch"

OHHHH!

Hickory Dickory Dock
This bi........


Um maybe I'd best not write that one huh? :D

yay!!! one less worry.

When I look out the window I can't even see the house across the street from me because the snow is blowing so badly. :yikes:

Anyways, ayyyyyfter I focked 'er..... :D

I went to go get new glasses today. I knew I needed a red and a black pair. I bought not 1, but 2 purple pairs :p

I wish I had a new computer. I actually had most of a full head of hair when I got this one (9 yrs ago).

That's a long time for a puter^^^^!!!!!!
I've had the basic parts of mine for 6 yrs. but the rest has been reconstructed twice.

I get to watch the Cubs play today on TV for the first time this season. :nana:


And yep Soda, there's an engraving on the back of the cpu that says "Property of Slate Quarry Co."

Do you have to scmper your feet to get it to turn on?

My computer is 5 years old....and I really don't want a new one! :p

Taking the child Cosmic Mini Golfing later.

Hickory Dickory Dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock stuck one
And the other two escaped with minor injuries

:gb:

I too had a full head of hair when I got my first computer. :fix:

I've kept it in a box under my bed, (along with my hair) even though I've upgraded a few times.

hey! Bald is beautiful!

:rolleyes: *I didn't think she could hear me say that from under her skirt here*