OKay Dadaist...That Means this is....#240??

241...Woo Hoo!

Is it possible you're enjoying this TOO much? ;)

#242

#243

Set your watches!

At 23:35 (EDT) hr. we will only need 281 post to be on track with our 33 year goal:rolleyes:

244~ determination I tell you

245~
Just what makes that little old ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can't
Move a rubber tree plant

246~The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

247~Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

248~There are more chickens than people in the world.

(...which also means that there are more chickens that the number of posts this thread will *ever* have.)

249~Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

250~All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

#251

I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support.~Anna Nicole Smith

#252

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.~Erma Bombeck

253
But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

#254.
I'm keeping my posts short, sweet, and without quotes ;)

255~To keep your chimney clean, throw a handful of salt on the fire.

256.

Or 2^8.

257~Crayon on Walls or Washable Wallpaper: Spray with multipurpose lubricating oil. Then gently wipe, using a paper towel or clean white cloth. If mark is stubborn, sprinkle a little baking soda on a damp sponge and gently rub in a circular motion. If lubricants residue remains, dampen a sponge with a solution of one or two drops of mild dish-washing liquid to one cup water. Squeeze out sponge and gently rub in a circular motion. Rinse sponge; lightly moisten with water to go over area; dry with a clean cloth. Another method is to use a blow dryer. It heats the wax and wipes away instantly. If the color remains behind, like red usually does, wet a cloth with bleach and wipe.

258~Alektorophobia - Fear of chickens.

259~Anemophobia- Fear of air drafts or wind.

260~Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.

261~Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.

262~Here's one a lot of us have:

Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.

#264.

Count got off again.

#265. Just making sure we're on track again. ;)

266.. I am Sam

267

Sam I am.

268

a guy say's his wife is a perfect angel,his mate say's"your
lucky'mine's still alive";)

#270

#272 ... onward and upward.

#274

We can do this easy tody. YAAA! :)





Now where the guy that started this? :(

273

is that lot's of love,or lot's of luck Sharni:)

276

i did that going forth bit,but i prefer to be first

279

So any time your gettin' low
'stead of lettin' go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant