*IWM's Relaxation Spa & Resort*
Hi!
Welcome to my spa and resort! Please, everyone, come on in, relax and unwind for a bit. Here's a nice warm, fluffy white robe for you to slip on along with some matching slippers. Now, what can I do for ya today to help you relax? Facial, massage, body scrub, make over, a dip in the jacuzzi, a glass of wine or beer??? We've got anything you might need or desire! So, what do you need today to help ya feel better? |
I'd love some wine and some sort of hot stone therapy.
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Good evening Lilith, Come on in, please undress and put on this big warm robe. Here's a nice glass of wine and our beautiful therapist will be with you shortly for your hot stone therapy. I know you'll just love him........ Have fun! |
I'm going for a dip in the jacuzzi.
Lili, if you decide to go for 'rock hard' therapy instead of 'hot stone', come see me. ;) |
I said hot rock not hot cock but you'll get no argument from me :hot:
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Hi there Aqua.....please help yourself and let me know if I can bring you a towel and make sure you DONT EVER cover up........ |
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I see you've met the sexy Aqua.....if you'd like you can wait in the jacuzzi with him before your massage...... /me peeks around corner to see if they are in together |
Well, you wouldn't expect me to wear anything into the jacuzzi would you?!? It clogs the filters.
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No sir, please we wouldn't ever want that! Please undress and feel free to roam around! /me hides towel from Aqua |
That's not all that clogs filters.
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Good evening Oldfart! Thank you for coming by! Can I get you something special? /me hands him a Florida Living magazine to check out. |
Can I buy a gift certificate please? :)
I want to send Steph over for the hot stoning:gb::weg: . :brows: |
Me grabs wet towel and whips it at IWM's cute tush...... smack!! :D
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Hi PantyFanatic.... So glad you could stop by and see me at my spa..... now are you sure there isn't something else you'd rather get while here??? ;) /me points to the women's locker room where there are bound to be some panties laying around....... |
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OUCH!!!!!! /me bends over........do it again! Care for some waxing today???? |
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i need a massage ;) |
****Me makes sign of the cross with fingers***
Stay away from me with that wax stuff!!!! But wraps towel around IWM and pulls in for a deep prolonged tongue massage! |
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Hi Mercury_Maniac! I'm definately glad to see you could cum by! I'd be more than happy to assist you with your massage....any certain area need more attention than another? Lay back.....relax.....listen to the soothing music....... |
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:roflmao: c'mon.......you dont want a brazilian waxing done??? Ok, keep doing what you're doing then........and stay that way for awhile! |
If we do then you may end up getting an internal massage as well.......... no clothes allowed here right?
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It's totally up to you.........clothing optional here. I want everyone to feel comfy and feel soooo good about theirselves! But you need to come back to my own private office for my internal massaging ok? |
Let me know when you have an opening for me, ok?
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I've got a couple of openings for you....which would you like to fill? |
Up against the wall...... and I can then do all three!!!!!
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The customer is always right! |
/me mails out invitation to everyone to come on by and see me for some relaxation!
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Yes, I'm hot & stoned but you won't catch me near a spa right now -- I'm reading a murder mystery & the 2nd massage therapist was just killed. :eek: |
Hi Steph!
No worries about murders going on here! Here, dip your feet into this hot bubbling water while you're reading your book.....it'll feel great! Anything to drink? |
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Lie back on the table and I'll drink what's served up!! |
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I hope you're thirsty......... Do you take a little cream in your drink? |
Will it coat my mustache?
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If that will make you relaxed............then that's what you'll get |
I could use a full body massage and a facial and a glass of wine!!!!
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Good morning Sweetkitty, I see you already have your white robe on. Please, have a glass of this wine I have here. Now just lay back on this bed and I'll be happy to start your facial and our other therapist will be here shortly to start oiling up your body. I hope you enjoy your stay! Let me know if there's anything else you'd like. Please, tell all your friends about my place here so they can cum & join us! |
Uh.... Excuse me Ma'am.....
Could I fill out a job application? The idea of giving full body massages and facials to some lovely Pixie women sounds like a dream job. :thumbs: |
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hhhmmm.... Yes, I could use some help around here...... I need a little alone time from time to time after getting the pleasure of touching so many beautiful people! But first, you should practice on me so I can check out your qualifications.... Ok with you? |
**I slip in with the hot oil to massage Sweetkitty while bardog applies himself to IWM!!
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Now this is gonna be the best job interview I have ever had!!!! /me rubs hands together to warm them Please remove your robe and lie down on one of the tables Ma'am. Should I begin with your neck and shoulders or at your feet? |
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So sweet of you to help out.....hurry up so you can fill my empty 'slots' |
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Ahhh what a perfect start....... it's nice and warm in here and your hands feel wonderful. Please, start at my neck and slowly move down....... You can stop at any one place you'd like to, you know in case your wrists start to ache.... |
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