The SHACK- No Girls (at least no wives, girlfriends, or mothers)
 

We guys need our special alone time, too.

I'll start by furnishing the shack with a cooler, beanbag chairs, a 42" plasma TV, and an XBOX 360 with Madden and Grand Theft Auto.

A club house for the guys, huh?
Hot Damn!!!!!


I'll bring a platter of chicken wings and case of beer.
What time does the ball game start?

I'm leaving when the pants unbuckle!

Pants? :huh:

We gotta wear pants?















Just Kidding

*sneeks in and disguises herself as a not-so-furry lamp and stands in the corner*

/me unbuckles his pants and checks the lamp to see if it's one of those "touch lamps"


I'll be...it's turned on! :D

nice orbs on that lamp

/me mistakes the lamp for a radio and starts fiddling with the 'knobs' trying to tune in a station

*scratches head*
Never seen a lamp with two sockets like those befor..... :shrug:
Must be some kind of European type electrical outlet.


Wonder what you plug into them?

well, i am sure if we try all the traditional male stuff, we'll find something suitable

so who goes first?

Who stuck together the pages of this Penthouse?

Alright guys,hide yourselves away from the pixie lasses. As for myself,I'm filling out an application for Cabana Boy.

Oh this could be fun after a few tequila shots............ Clap On... Clap Off..... Hope this drives wyndhy WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/me peaks thru the window checkin' out the boys ---ok, so I'm nosy!

Okay, no one with the clap allowed in, either!

/me jumps braless on the trampoline next door

(the lamp stays silent through sheer force of will and 'cause lamps don't talk.)
(if lamps could think, this lamp would be wondering when the stuff that we all know goes on in boys locker rooms will get started)

bownt chic-a bownt bownt

:hot:















































:D

*waits for the obigatory towel snapping :D

/me still peeking thru the window is about to pee her pants from laughing at Lilith jumpin on the trampoline and laughing my ass off at the lamp that doesn't talk BUT knows how to spell bownt chic a bownt bownt!!!!

Okay, Wyndhy, you caught us. We're getting ready to turn on some Kenny G and talk about our feelings.

Either that, or watch the porno you gave a musical interlude too!

Hey guys come check out the TV channels!
We have about 47 ESPN channels!
All of the movies have car chases, gun fights, expolsions, boobies, or the three stooges! John Wayne and Clint Eastwood marathons!!!!!

No Toon Disney, no Lifetime, or Oprah anywhere!

This is freakin great.............


OOOOOhhhhh.....
We even have porn channels



Remotes for everyone!!!!!

/me shimmies up on the roof and changes the dish to face in the direction of only the chick channels

AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :hair:


IT'S DR. PHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

if lamps could think, the lamp would have thought lil meant chick porn.

/me takes the staris up to the roof and snaps Lilith on the ass with a towel

*Strike that*

I'm smacking her ass with my hand! :D

/me stops giggling and starts gettin' damp from watching the porn thru the window

PERFECT!

...right out of The Man Show!!!

:D

BTW, I brought the cigars, men.

:D

/giggles.......knowing that cigars could be lots of fun!

/me puts on her blue Gap dress

/me grabs a papertowel for Lilith to wipe off anything she gets on her beautiful dress.

There's no papertowels in The Man's Shack!!


We use tissues. :D




Hey! Who hung up that fern? And where'd those coasters come from?






I thought those doilies were for pasties! Damn!

/slips in the door to the shack..... sspppttt Lilith, come on in here, they all must be gone to work....let's foo-foo up this place!

/me hangs the tp on the dowel and covers the extra roll with one of those crocheted dolls with the big skirt and big hat

GTA better not be out for the 360 in the USA yet its not out here and i live 15 miles away from where the make it!!!!! thou i have got the new table tennis game from rockstar...more addictive than crack....

/me replaces all the beer in the fridge with tutti-frutti wine coolers

/me cracks one open and passes it to the lamp leaving a trail of Carpet Fresh behind in my wake

/me fluffs up pillows on couch and folds blankets to put over the back of it.....there now the boys will be comfy!

I think the shack isn't the only thing around here than could use a woman's touch. :brows:

alspals enters the room all hot and swetty from badminton.
strides manfully to the shower disrobing as he does so.
looks around and as no one is looking holds towel in front of himself and makes it move without use of his hands, as if by magic.
pauses momentarily to wonder why has just had a strange urge to fuck a lampshade
sets shower to stun before entering.
washes body
washes penis
washes penis faster
washes penis faster still (can't be too careful)
wonders how liquid soap got all over the shower tray when there doesn't appear to be a bottle.
giggles to self on noting that breaking wind in the shower makes an intersting squelchy echoey sound and does so several times more.
dries self off and checks the CCTV
wonders who the pretty girl with black eyes is on the trampoline next door.
leaves the room failing to notice he has left 3 cupboard doors open and the towels are on the floor.