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Here is a little game......

Pick a name of a Hottie (celebrity, entertainer, Pixie)... the next poster has to say how long they think that it would take to achieve orgasm with that individual.......... and then they pick the next Hottie...

Here goes...



Halle Berry

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft, ooooops


Johnny Depp

45 minutes at least. :D

How bout with me? hmmmm??? ;)

I'd hold on for dear life and stay long as I could... hopefully an hour

Dianne Lane

Several hours (because I'm not very attracted to her), unless she were with that very sexy French dude from Unfaithful, then maybe a 10 minutes.

Matt Damon :hot:

About 5 seconds!!!! LOL I got the hots for him too. :D


Tom Cruise anyone?

LMAO....I hear he is a master of the tantric arts...although I have yet to see anyone actually live up to that claim. Let's say 4 hours and hope for the best.


Denzel Washington

four minutes tops!



Catherine Zeta Jones?

oh gosh, I think it'd happen pretty quick for me with her! She's beautiful.

Brad Pitt?

Mmmm 5 minutes and 23 seconds and then I am starting right over again. :slurp:


Tom Cruise

Well, if he does all the right things..... 15 minutes....

Jennifer Anniston?

Hmmmm.........about 20 years. I don't find her sexy :p

George W Bush?

Gosh, I dunno... I wonder if that power thing would have an effect...hoping it would to get it over with quick.

Angelina Jolie

Oops ... too late.

Orlando Bloom

LOL - would depend on if he was wearing his elf constume! Since I would think that anything to do with Orli would have Sharni attached to it - I would say almost immediately... ;)

Sean Connery anyone?????

Let's say an hour

John Kerry?

I would fake it to get it over..probably about 5 min...

Sean Connery?

I like Sean Connery alot... so I'd hope it would take a really long time.


Tom Hanks?

well......i dont really know......depends on what character I picture him doing me as. Have to think about that one.

Hulk Hogan

In his prime, I would have hoped at least an hour, but now, I'd pray for a quickie.




The Rock

er well i dont think i would even get hard lol

michelle Pfeiffer

About 3 minutes. I'd do her. :hot:

Laverne from Laverne and Shirley?

the rest of my life :D

will smith

not too long.....as long as he wasn't acting goofy

Susan Serandon

50 years...she's a bitch.


Fabio

At LEAST 50 years...he lacks itelligence

Santa Claus?

Never...sorry I don't do male elves. Now Mrs Claus.... :lust:


Hillary Clinton?

I've been trying ever since you posted...and still no luck. :D


Woody Allen

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

David Letterman

ewwwwwwwwwwwww too...I would put a bag over his head...

Sean Penn?

uuggg it might take me awhile with him......something about him

Jennifer Lopez

Something about her too......hmmmm and not sure what it is..might not even start..

Monica Lewinsky?

no thanks, just couldn't do it at all

Bill Clinton?

About 10 mins...fast for me. I've always liked him

Jennifer Lopez?

10 mins with J. Lo.


Boy George.

Hmmm....an hour. Of course, I have no idea what he looks like now.

Cyndi Lauper?

10 mins...always thought Cyndi was hot.

Prince?

as long as he was singing Purple Rain, it might be quick, if I close my eyes. ;)

Donald Trump?

Me too ;)

Prince -- 2 days. Ugh

Rene Russo?

10 mins...she is a hottie.


David Lee Roth?