Porn Name -- Porn Movie
 

Ok here's another ...

I think I've seen a thread where you determine your porn name. I've always used the formula of your pet's name (or a pet you had at one time) and the street you grew up on.

Mine is: PACKER CARLISLE

Then, make a porn movie name to star in (hopefully with one of those titles that is a parody of a real movie)

PACKER CARLISLE in ONE SPOO OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST


I'm also currently in production for: THE WADFATHER

:yellghst:

Funny Coach

Using your formula of street name and pet:

Name: Onyx Park

Movie: Onyx Park in Lawrence of your labia.

My wife's name would be:

Keifer Olive starring in Guys and Inflatable Dolls

ok~

Bee-Bee Easy

starring in~

Dirty Dozen

mista bone

in

ass-ass-ins

not big on anal myself butt............

My neighbor's name is:

Cocoa McLean

Starring in:

Mr. MaGoo Mask

Two of my good friends:

Buddah Bradley

in..................

Bradley does Bangledesh :)

Tigger Lee in Star Whores

Harry Beavers

In........................


The Beaverly Hill-Billies :)

I thought that formula was for drag queen names....any who....
My name would be Tweety Tenderfoot in
Indiana Bones and the Quest for the Big O

Love that name Txn.

Thinking back, my old G/F would have been:
LUCKY BRANDYWINE

Starring in:
Queer and Pleasant Stranger

My neighbor would be

Boobies Anthony in Silverdildo

Bobby Kershaw ,Starring in "Kershaw's FudgePackers"

Me as

Sandy Lancaster starring in....Forrest Hump!

Leopold Körner in What the fuck is a bar job?:confused:

Muffin Monroe Starring in Happy Blowjob Mr. President ;)

Kimberly Swallows stars in Dudley Do Me Right

I guess I would be
Pogo Cordell in Down and Up in Beverly's Hills :D

Rob Kabob in Missionary: Impossible

Skipper Barton in Pokahotass

*kisses* Mrs.Evil

Crystal Chandalier in Lady Does The Tramp

Ben Biggie in Good Will Humping :)

Sugar Niantic debutes in:

Sleazy Rider

(teehee.....that was fun!)

Mrs. Lix

Sherry Bush in Bringing Out The Head

rockeeanne park in When Harry Ate Sally

kisses

roxy

Willie Wilderson in Bed Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Moans :)

Natural Boob Lickers starring Woody the Hairy Son and Julliette Blew us

Philalabia starring Denzel Wash-My-Front and Tom Spanks

An American Tale (is hanging out of Richard Gere)

Dirty Harry and Sticky starring Clit Eastwood

Couple of more titles

Sperms of Enrearment
The Panty Clause
Miracle on 34-26-36th Street
In the Heat of the Nightie
White Jizzmas
Beauty and the Yeast Infection
Willy Likes it in the Chocolate Factory

:redghost: :redghost:

Bangin Buck in Lord of the Cock Rings

Eddie Splurgy in Nuttin' Proffessor..........

Shirley Nipple in Little Oral Annie :eek:

Tom Wanks in Forest Humps :)

Big-Bone Tyrone stars in White Men Can't Hump

I think you might be cheating Clint????.....But who cares....I love the nics! You have a lot of time on your hands huh? (pun intended!)

Lemme see if I can remember the original formula!!!

Rocky Center

Starring in..........."Journey to the Center of My Thighs"!

Mrs. Lix

LMAO @ Mrs. Lix..............nope, not cheating. Just creative and bored outta my mind :D

Bridgette Beastlover in Crocodile Dun-me :)

Gwyneth Polehumper in Swallowing Hal

Buck Naked in boob raider

Russell Cocksucker..........in Gay Gladiator

Lady Victoria in Arse-Lick and old Face Job.

Tigger Mills in Lumber and Lube Action Part III