Girls are never satisfied
 

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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"Ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth...."

My wife and I have the following frequent exchange:

Me: "Where's my supper, bitch?"
Her: "Right where you left it, asshole"

ditto, for the most of them!

It can go both ways........
 

If she works too hard, there is never any time for him.
If she doesn’t work at all, she is a gold- digger.

If she has as exhausting, 24 hour a day, repetitive job with no pay – she is a housewife and mother.
If he has a boring repetitive job with low pay, he can come home and sit in “his” recliner.

If she gets a job/promotion ahead of him, she must have laid down to get it, or gave a good blow job or neglects her family/kids.
If he gets a job/promotion ahead of her she is to accept it “Like a good little lady.”

If she tells you how nice he looks, he immediately thinks of sex.
If she takes care of herself and looks nice, she may be having an affair – or is asking for “it”.

If she cries, it is hormones…
If she is argumentative… she must be having her period.

If he makes a decision without consulting her, it is in her best interest.
If she makes a decision without consulting him, she may be a lesbian.

If she asks you to do something it is called nagging.
If he asks her to get him a beer, she is to drop what she is doing.

If she is proud of her achievements, she couldn’t have done them without him.
If she isn’t, she is a bitch.

If she says she isn’t in the mood for sex, she is frigid.
If he says he isn’t in the mood for sex, he is impotent.

They're all steriotypes.I,personaly,HATE steriotypes!
Examples:A biker is always,a person whose,belly,hang over his
pants(usually because they show him,wth a "T"shirt,that is 4sizes
too small)He has an unkempt beard,dirty long,sloppy hair & cares
nothing about anyone.
An alchoholic,is someone that hangs out in the park,ogling women&little kids!He wears a dirty trenchcoat&carries his bottle in
a brown paper bag!
I have been a biker,for most,of my life & am a recovering alcoholic.
I have never been like either one.
I like the old Hells Angels courtesy card.It says-when we do right,
NO One remembers!
When,we do wrong,NO ONE forgets!
How True!!!! Irish
P.S.Pardon me,maybe I take things to personally!

LOL Irish... I guess I had a little touch 'O Irish when I wrote my response... just was wanting to point out that the "bashing" can go both ways depending on personal perspective...

Sharni---I'm also Blond,so I guess it goes many ways!I look
alot like"Dog"Chapman,the bounty hunter,that you may have
seen on TV.
Cheyanne---I knew that you were kidding!Actually,both responces
are somewhat correct,it's just that every relationship is different.
That's why I hate steriotypes.They generalise to much.As Sharni said,They are meant to be humorous but many people beleive them! Irish

I'm with Irish.....I hate the steotypes and although I think both CP and Cheyanne's posts are funny (because we have all known people who fall into those stereotypes) I try not to be a lazy thinker and accept the stereotypes invented by other people.

I myself have been a victim of stereotypical thinking (with regard to class, not gender) far too much to want to subject anyone else to that kind of prejudice.

Besides, I am not a 'typical' woman so, I tend to avoid 'typical' men........If my guy cries, he's not a wimp, he's someone who gives a shit, if he gets promoted, I feel at last someone is appreciating him as much as I do.....in return all I ask is that if I cry, my pain is taken seriously, if I get promoted, he trusts that I didn't sleep my way there and that I was promoted for being the best person for the job, not for being female.

i thought this is just a joke to laught

but sorry to cause trouble