Dealing with the icey windshield. (defroster switch and 15 minutes INSIDE with a cup of joe)


WIB? Cold rain or wet snow?

I guess I'll go with cold rain since that won't get all slushy.

Which is a better remedy for erectile problems, Viagra or popcicle sticks and duct tape? (Seriously. I know a moron who used the later once.)

For him, it must have been the popcicle sticks :rolleyes: ........................ and he can answer the next one. ;)


Which hurt more? The wood splinters in his ass or ripping all the hair off his ass with the tape?

:yikes:

I'm not sure where he came up with the idea to try it but I guess it worked, he ended up marrying the girl. :shrug:

Which is better dinner at a fancy restaurant or a simple picnic lunch?

With it below freezing and sleet coming down ... the picnic's out. So, I guess that means dinner at a fancy restaurant ... for now. :)

WIB ... watching football or playing footsies?

Now that's the one that separates the men from the...... I guess lonely men. :D

Gotta go with footsie. Football is great but if I miss a few plays I can always see them on Sportscenter later on. If I ignore a game of footsie, I'm betting there may not be another opportunity that day.

Which is better a gin or vodka martini?

For me, a vodka martini (although I'm not an especially big martini person)

WIB with French fries ... ketchup or plain?

My first thought was gimme the ketchup but I realized that usually when I have fries it's from a drive-thru window and I just eat them plain on the go.

Which is better aspirin or Tylenol?

Tylenol. I never take Asperin...carry-over from the days where I was on meds that prohibited me from taking it


Which is better: cotton or cashmere sweaters?

Cotton


Which is better, nylon stockings or pantyhose?

Stockings...then I can wear a signature thong!


Which is better: disposable razors or an electric one?

I go with disposable. I've never found and electric one that didn't chew up my face.

Which is better American or Swiss chocolate?

Swiss...or German...or Belgian


Which is better: ergonomic keyboards or traditional ones?

I'm more the traditional kind of guy.

Which is better seeing a rainbow or a shooting star?

Rainbows -- they seem truly magical to me!


Which is better: raincoats or umbrellas?

The bumbershoot. Easier to store and if it's bad enough to require the rain coat, I don't go out in it anymore.


WIB? When you unbuckle his pants, do you want to find it ready or do you want to MAKE it ready?

I'm happy either way...but I find that a kiss or a flash of skin i susually enough to make something happen. ;)


Which is better....fingers or lips on your torso?

All depends upon whose fingers or lips we're talking about.

Which is better playing Monopoly or Clue?

Monopoly.

WIB: on your french fries — spicy brown mustard or ketchup with hot sauce mixed in?

I love spicy brown mustard but I don't think I've ever put it on fries. I guess I'll have to go with ketchup & hot sauce.

Which is better wheat or white bread?

Wheat


Which is better: soup or a salad for lunch?

I usually go with both but since it's cold here now I'll go with soup.

Which is better playing smut games all afternoon or working on a term paper? :rofl:

Well.....I really should be working. And since you reminded me....


Which is better: written or oral exams?

Either is fine but I have a tendency to ramble on if it is written. Give me oral!!! Take that in any way you please. :)

Which is better seeing the leaves turn color in the autumn or seeing the trees blossom in the spring?

Autumn by far


Which is better -- workout in the gym or outside?

Probably outside. If I'm inside I'm probably lifting weights or something and then I can't really fool myself into thinking that I'm just having fun like if I'm outside.

Which is better really getting into the workout or really getting into the shower after the workout?

Into the workout -- I love the adrenaline rush!


Which is better: freeweights or machines?

Machines make it less of a hassle but I've always been partial to free weights. I guess it makes me feel as though I'm actually getting more accomplished.

Which is better being part of a large crowd or a small group?

Small group!!!!!! I've NEVER been a good lemming.



WIB? The economy of paperback or the durability of hardcover books?

If I'm buying it ... the economy of paperback ... if you're getting me a present ... hardcover is awfully nice. :)

WIB ... relaxing in 80 degree sunshine or scrapping ice off the windows of your car while tramping in a foot of snow with your fingers and toes freezing. :rolleyes2

That one is a toss up :rolleyes2

:rofl:


WIB? Pretending winter only effects us like it did in our youth or having to accept why the old fucks mover to Florida? :roflmao:

No doubt, a man after my own heart, PF. :D

Lesser folks would think pretending would be better, but tough ol' geezers like us ... ones who used to walk ten miles to school ... up hill ... both ways ... will probably figure Florida isn't for real men and is simply the easy way out.. :spin:

Oh, yeah, WIB watching the snow from the inside or going outside and playing in it?

Inside


What is better, live or studio recordings?

Hmmm, sort of depends upon what kind of music it is for me. Since we're talking strictly about the recording (right?) I'll go with the studio version.

Which is better a night at the opera or a night at the symphony?

Symphony


Which is better....watching a video at home or going to the movies?

I love watching them at home but sometimes you just can't beat seeing something on the really big screen.

Which is better watching a very well made B&W movie or a so-so movie in color?

B & W


Which is better eating a hot fudge sundae or strawberry shortcake?

Hot fudge


Which is better...soft serve or hand packed ice cream?

Hand packed, usually a better selection of flavors.

Which is better chocolate or vanilla?

Vanilla soft serve. My fave


WHich is better: Truth or fiction?