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Irma is one tough bitch. I'm having a hurricane. What are you guys doing this weekend?

Do ya' think that'll involve a little "Southern Comfort?"

Or, maybe just a lot of wind?

Lil, you can tell Mom she's welcome to come up her to be safe.








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No problem Lil. I just watched the NEWS and they say Irma has slowed down :D (from 185mph to 175mph :rolleyes: )




OK. I guess you can come with Mom too. :banghead:

My mom is off limits. I'll feed her to the hurricane Gods first.

Don't be that way. Just remind her it's NOT 107 Degrees F, NO volcanoes, NO fault lines and you can drink the billions of gallons of fresh water that is 500 feet from my bedroom... I mean house.:D

What happens in Cleveland can stay in Cleveland. ;)

Trying to make sure MY mom is safe and bunkered down in Miami. I lived through Andrew. I know what's about to happen. :(

On the lighter side of things, getting laid this weekend would be nice. ;)

Oh, boy.

Tracking more westerly than originally thought. Probably up the Gulf Coastline of Florida.

Means Lilith is going to get stronger winds than originally thought; but where she is is on the local area of high ground, so probably no storm surge to worry about for her.

My girlfriend in on the peninsula, inland, so *most likely* no storm surge to worry about for her, either: but who knows how the local lakes are going to react. And she is in the path of some of the higher winds. Grrrrrr...

I'm ok so far. Will pay when I can. I did nite evacuate and my family down south are at ground zero. It's scary. I'm scared. Mostly scared for my family. I'm fine. I have tequila and xanax.

Yeah, just don't overdo either, and especially not both.

She's calming her tits!!!

All good here. Everyone ok. Had power and coffee. Everyone gets to live

And Jose looks like he's going elsewhere.

Yeah, mostly sitting & spinning.

Keeping our fingers crossed on Jose.

It's Maria who may be a problem.

Maybe not for mainland US, at least. Current projections have Maria clobbering Puerto Rico as a Cat 4, then heading north, and following the Gulf Stream out into the Atlantic, maybe hitting Bermuda.

Of course, these forecasts can change.

And my girlfriend still doesn't have power after the most recent storm. *Probably* by midnight, Tuesday. About time.

Shit. Here we go again.

...and no cockroaches bigger than my shoe, no quick-sand swamp and best of all, a mouse isn't the state symbol. :D


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So glad to hear our FL pixies are ok!

Looks like 'Nate' was downgraded to a Tropical Storm.

Not before it hit land, though. Still waiting to hear whatall damage it actually caused.

And I'm still freaking out about puerto Rico, as well we all should be.

Concerned about all the areas damaged by the hurricanes. Did hear some relatively good news on Puerto Rico. 30% power restoration done; grocery stores and gas stations are generally open with fuel and food available; hospitals reopened with only some service not available yet; and, schools set to reopen (in urban areas) within another couple weeks (unless, of course, the building was destroyed or severely damaged. Hope the news was accurate. Sounds very encouraging. Housing is still a big problem as many homes were destroyed.

So sad to think of people who lost everything!