Turn on's: Ladies that smile and are friendly. :)
Turn off's: Ladies that act 'too good' for anyone. :(

Turn-ons: brains, sense of humor
Turn-offs: always having to be right, taking himself too seriously

Turn Ons: men who live to indulge me :hot:
Turn Offs: the Atlantic Ocean :p

Why don't you like the Atlantic?

Cause Glyndwr lives way the fuck on the other side of it. :p

Turn Ons: Women who understand the power of sexuality
Turn Offs: Women who use sexuality for power

Turn-ons : well placed caress, sexual nudge in public places, giving road head

Turn-offs: pawing at me, bad smells in intimate areas, swerving truckers

T-on: niceness, warm day, nipples, a good hit off joint.

T-off: ills, negative waves, prudishness, bugs.

Turn ons: A gentle caress, warm eyes

Turn offs: People who don't feel they need to satify their partner.

t - on : taint brushing & licking, a good cigar, our juices together{cumming}, champagne buzz, protein squirts{creamy cum}, deep throat= Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!

t-off : pain, obtuseness

Turn on - watching other men do her.

Turn off - her farting while I'm eating pussy.

Turn on: Her head lying on your shoulder, Loving look as you relax together.

Turn off: No communication

Turn on: Curvy women in short skirts & :cboy: boots

Turn off: Curvy :cboy: in boots & women's skirts :p

Hmmm....I think I could have some fun with this.


Turn on: men who think curvy women are beautiful :angel:

Turn off: Men who think curvy women are desperate.

Turn on - tipsy women calling my house

Turn off - drunk women screeching into my answering machine at 2:40 a.m. while parked in my driveway