I've got a key board and a hard on.

^^^^^^^:D





I've got a blueberry muffin and wicked thoughts;)

a washing machine that works (FINALLY). Happiness is not having to hike your laundry half a mile to the laundrimat.

A box of hair color just screaming for me (not to mention a weeks worth of laundry trying to outscream the box of haircolor!)............and some ideas for a new thread that I'm not sure I can get to today!

... a new Persian rug and a twinge of jealousy.

A fresh shave and a ....

a ....

(what's my hand doing there?) ;)

a clean house that smells like scented candles and a backache.

...some baked dorritos and more housework for WildIrish:D

You really are trying to kill me, aren't you?

And have you heard my "dorito story"?

...yahoo and a pm box ( spill the story, please :D)

....a greasy ass and an Timmy's Iced Cap!! :D

a frozen pizza and a bottle of wine for dinner....and no one to share them with (poor me ;) )

And what does a backache smell like Wildirish? :p

I got a granola bar and a hard-on from lilith's latest pics. :D

I've got a glass of ice water and a cure for Aqua;)

Vanilla, smartass!

And how come you got a granola bar? Not that I'm complaining about just getting a boner!