Change the title.
 

take a movie title and change it my first would be..
octo-pussie = soft-pussy "a good 007 movie, porn version..

On Golden Shower

Star Whores

Return of the Peniiii

Clockwork Orgy (sorry it's cheating but it always makes me laugh)

so how about:
Willy Wanker's Chocolate Fucktory

american creampie

Diva Does Denmark :D

Harry Hopped Her and the Sword's His Penis.

lord of the big thing

In Ann's Bones and the Invaders of Her Vast Arse.

A hairy movie(a scary movie)

Super Cock (Super Cop, Jackie Chan)

My wife worked in a video store and when a guy asked her about this movie staring sos and so she said "oh, you mean Super Cock". she has never been able to say this title with a straight face again!

Bareass in the Park (Barefoot in the Park)

remember the tittys (remember the titans)

Bye Bye Virginity (Bye Bye Birdie)