Mark my words
 

Our society is doomed to collapse very soon now. Not because of the right-wingers who oppose Obama so vehemently; not because of some "terrorist" group overseas who will bring us down.

But rather, because of the Twinkie apocalypse.

I hope all y'all realize this.

At work today, the others were all laughing at me. Except one woman, who when I asserted that our society is doomed, replied, "According to National Geographic, we're going to be involved in World War III withing 20 years." My counter reply was, "They might very well be right, and the issue of contention is going to be possession of the last edible Twinkie on the planet."

Forget heading to the grocery stores & bakeries to try & hoard the Twinkies. I'm going to the sporting goods stores & stock up on ammunition.

They should not have fucked over their employees while giving the CEOs outrageous raises. You would not catch me baking a fucking Twinkie either. Corporate just wants to sell off the rights any way. There will still be Twinkies. BTW why is no one mourning their damn Ding Dongs??????

You called it right!
 

[QUOTE=gekkogecko]Our society is doomed to collapse very soon now. Not because of the right-wingers who oppose Obama so vehemently; not because of some "terrorist" group overseas who will bring us down.

But rather, because of the Twinkie apocalypse.

I hope all y'all realize this.

At work today, the others were all laughing at me. Except one woman, who when I asserted that our society is doomed, replied, "According to National Geographic, we're going to be involved in World War III withing 20 years." My counter reply was, "They might very well be right, and the issue of contention is going to be possession of the last edible Twinkie on the planet."

Forget heading to the grocery stores & bakeries to try & hoard the Twinkies. I'm going to the sporting goods stores & stock up on ammunition.[/QUOTE



Twinkies are doomed! lol. I ate one once I think.....It won't alter my life lol.

We are already in World War III.

I shall speculate that the national strike called by the union turned out to be a half-baked idea.

Lil, I mourn the Ding Dong!

Hubby said the whole Hostess shelf was bare except for one squished sad little pack of chocolate donuts. And I couldn't believe that he didn't buy them! :(

Alas! :tear: There shall be no reprieve for Twinkies!

Well that just gets me in the funny bones!

Ode to a Bygone Twinkie
 

Twinkie, twinkie, little cake,
Sad I am that you're no longer baked.
Spongy cake with creamy centers,
Tasty morsels for our dentures.
Now the guys who creamed before,
Are stuck with balls unused and sore.
It's a shame that they can't stroke,
Twinkies gone, there seems no hope.

DB, you truly have a gift for rhyme.

:boohoo: I wish I was a twink again. But, I suspect the years have not preserved me well.

I haven't tried them, but WalMart's Great Value brand makes somethng that looks just like twinkies. Might be worth a try ... if you're so inclined. :)

Those value brands may have taste and/or texture, but nothing can cum close to the creamy yumminess filling my mouth like my beloved twinkie. I guess I'll have to resort to the old fruitcake
:cake:

I was 13 the last time I attempted to eat a Twinkie. Hadn't had one in years, and saw them at the corner store and though, "Gosh, I haven't had one of those in a long time...I should get one." Took one bite, was grossed out, and tossed the rest of the package before I left the store's property. Can't believe I ever ate those. I won't miss 'em. Little Debbie Nutty Bars, however, I might fight for. :)

You can wrestle Aqua for those. They are his fave.