Women Wear The Pants In The House!!!
 

Tooo bad it's so hard to get into them!!!!! LMAO!!!;) :D :D

Just some more buttons and bows to open up

Lovediva, where can I get some for my wife?

yea too bad that the Zipper is on the WRONG Lips..... LOL

;)E

LMAO@Nobody Special:D

Zippity do daa, zippity aaaa

Gives new meaning to "Zip your lips"!!!

Errmm... guess thats a new things man want to get for their wife!

Now I know where WinZip came from.

You do realise that if it's got a zip, it also means that it's got teeth.

Ooohh................OUCH! :p

A newlywed couple entered their honeymoon suite. The young man had been told by his father to lay down the law about who was the boss as soon as he could after the marriage ceremony. With that in mind the young man pulled off his trousers and tossed them to his new bride.
"Here,"he said in an authoritive voice,"put these on."
His bride, with a puzzled look on her face, pulled on the trousers.

She stood holding the waist band, to keep the oversized pants from falling down and said,"I can't wear these, they're much too large."

"And you remember that!"Her new husband said,"Keep in mine who wears the pants in this family!"

The young mans bride thought for a minute, dropped his trousers to the floor, reached under her dress, pulled down and stepped out of the tiny pair of lace panties she had on.

She tossed them to her husband and said,"Here, you put these on."

Her young husband stood staring at the pair of tiny lace panties hanging from one of his fingers.

"I can't possibly get in to these!" He protested.

"That's right!" His new wife said,"And you're not going to until you change your attitude!"

That's who wears the pants in the family!

Comshaw

LMAO Comshaw!

Welcum to Pixies! I see you will fit in well here, hun!

*tossing my bra to you.."Put this on!"* LOL!

Women wear pants in your house? Kwel. The boys get to walk around naked in your house, huh? Do the boys get to wear pretty dresses in your house? Women in power. I'm hard. Do you wear bras and thongs in your house? Ooh! baby you've got the correct lips for me. God? I'm an atheist. Sometimes playing with yourself can be soooo much fun. LixyChick, shit I love your picture, girl! You've got such a great ass! Sweetc0rn
that girl is sooooo fly. Dicksbro, I haven't senior member! Lol. Shit! I have such a dirty mind, take advantage of it! Tossing the bra. I'd put in on. "Hey, hey who wears the bras and pretty dresses in this house? Oh that's right. We both do!" I'm not a "member yet". I had members before. Ha. Ha. I'm way sooooo slutty.

OMG I so want that piercing!!!!!!

Its krazy, my mother never would let me get my nipples pierced, but I said I wanted my clit dun and she's like "oooooh, pretty!!!!!!" WTF!