Older Women
 

Just had to share this:


1) An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to
ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

2) An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured of who she
is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her.

3) An older single woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful
relationships" and "commitments." The last thing she needs in her life
is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover.

4) Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if
you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get
awa with it.

5) Most older women cook well. They care about cleanliness and are
generous with praise, often
undeserved.

6) An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Older women
couldn't care less.

7) Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins
to an older woman. They always know.

8) Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier
than her younger counterpart. Her libido's stronger, her fear of pregnancy gone. Her experience of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal and she's lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways her daughter could never dream of.

9) Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off
you are a jerk if you are acting like one.

Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed babe of 70 there
is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some
22 year old waitress.

Man o' man
 

I NEED me some older women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any takers?

BORU

ROTFLMAO

True ...so true!!

I dated an older woman for a couple of years and she certainly tought me a thing or two that's for sure ;)
Older women rock :0

SS

How is a 22 year old waitress ever going to learn the difference

without we paunchy libidinous oldies offering heaven between

mains and desert.

Not seriously....... I think.

I think that you're steriotyping;too much!I have found that people
usually do this;hence;the phrase:There are exceptions to the rule
Irish

Irish,

*I* didn't write this...it was sent to me by a friend and I merely passed it along. So, it isn't me that's "stereotyping", and of course there are exceptions to every rule.
This was merely intended as a good laugh. :D:D

We have some perfect examples for the exception around here :)

Although the original posting was humorous, it was also supposed to be complimentary to older women.....................oh well

always seen this credited to ben franklin: take an older woman because they don't swell, they don't tell and they're grateful as hell

Being over 40..i can tell you that i'd much rather be where i am now .All the good stuff happened after i turned 40.Sex well i want it more than ever,but that also might have something to do with who i'm with.

Hi,
I am over 40 and agree with BiSexyBabe, my ex wife certainly had a good time though not with me lol.
I am now having a great time, the best ever :-)

Remember, my surgeon saw I was 59 and told me I was part of the "young" group. Heck, what's an older woman anyway?

;)

Old/young - you think I care??? I'm looking for just one attribute in a woman - WILLING!!!!!

LOL!!!

CasperTG