Male Self Felatio
 

Im wondering if anyone knows how to do it and can give me tips on how to accomplish it. Something I alwayz wanted to accomplish.

I can't help but think of the story in Clerks about Randall's cousin that broke his neck trying to blow himself. Unless you are a contortionist, don't try it!

The thing that sucks is that i's really impossible unless you are literally missing a couple ribs...so just do your best to go get head from someone besides yourself, cuz u can't do it alone without undergoing an expensive and dangerous operation

ouchie wowa
 

There are actually 2 in ever 500 men who can do it.

I wouldnt want to break my neck trying though :whiteghos

I guess I'm one of those two cuz I've done it, of course when i have it was when i was pretty young. The thing about it is, you cant really get that much in your mouth, because your body just cant twist itself like that (if you even can get that far). I've found I like good old fashioned masterbating with the hands much more satisfying just because, no matter what, you'll never be able to do yourself the way your partner can. I dont really try it anymore. But anyway, if you really want to, its better not just sitting there stretching your neck, you gotta get on your back, pull your legs up, and just try to suck. This can be pretty painful for your back though. If you ask me, just dont bother.

Lucky I guess
 

I can take 1/2 my cock in my mouth and can lick my own balls as well. I don't have an extra large cock, so the idea that you need a big long dick so it will reach your mouth is wrong as well.

What I do before I want to suck myself off is, warm my back up first, I touch my toes and slowly stretch the muscles in my back. Then I have a few practice runs, just to stretch even further. Before the big event I have a very hot shower or bath to get as much heat into my muscles as possible, this helps prevent injuries and lets you stretch more.

I can suck myself off in different ways, even standing up, but my favorite is to sit on the floor with my knees bent, then I tuck my elbows under each knee, this helps to give me leverage. Then I grab my cock with both hands and lower my mouth to it and start sucking and licking. The intense feeling of licking your own cock is indescribable.

When I first started sucking my own cock, the most I could do was to lick the head with the tip of my tongue. It took a lot of practice to be able to just get the head in my mouth, but now i can get halfway down the shaft :D

Start slow and you'll be ok, just don't expect to deep throte yourself on the first day

I'd like to know if there are any ladies out there who can lick their own pussies :p maybe we can swap stories.

hmmmm
 

Correct me if I'm wrong.
But isnt most the thrill of being blown, that someone else is doing it?

I mean it can be a form of foreplay, or a sexual act in itself.

If there's someone else willing to do it for you, why would you go through all the pain and agony of 'training' yourself to do it?

You could also save yourself a chiro visit and buy a fake mouth!
I'm sure the pixie sex toy site has plenty on offer.

Well Ive done some research and read replies and tried it, to say the least it no longer turns me on or interests me. Im startin to go with Suepahfly and say that old school "beatin the meat" method is the shit and works fine until I manage to get off my scrub ass and get a freek for me. Well thanx for the time, and I kinda feel bad that this has gotten so many views, but what can I expect its a porn site.

Note: It said 666 when I replied

I do it sometimes, but I can only get the tip in so it isn't as pleasureable as masturbation.

Male Self Felatio
 

I have been told that I'm; fairly;well endowed.I have been trying
for years but haven't succeeded yet.I have gotten ;pretty;good
at masturbating though,but it takes alot of practice.I'm willing to
make the sacrifice,though. Irish

fang! That's my favourite movie!!

hm..I once had a dream I sucked myslf off and then woke up and wasn't sure if i had done it or not, so I tyried but i can't.. oh well. lol

Male Self Felatio? Has anyone done that in real life? It's quite interesting.

*Asian Girl*---I have heard of people succeeding at it;but;noone
that I know has.Of course;most of them;won;t admit to masturbating either! Irish

look look at my post, I do it!

I'm flexible.. and pretty well endowed.. so it's a stretch but not impossible.

OK!!!!!!!!!!

I really have to ask this question....so please DO enlighten me!

Why on earth would you want to suck yourself off?

It seems like such a struggle to accomplish that feat! I would think that it would not be very enjoyable....(and to think you do this to feel relaxed!)

Would you not much rather have someone else do it?? To feel each lick, each loving kiss....instead of thinking..."Iif I can only get closer to it by moving this way...I can reach it a bit more, damn I got a charlie horse in that position....."

Is it for the challenge of it all?? Or the male jock that can say.."I SUCK MY OWN COCK!"....yeah whatever..would be my reply..LOL

I never once thought of eating myself out....I much prefer letting someone do it for me.....Leeting my mind drift away and enjoy it to it's fullest.....And not worrying about this;...I CAN'T REACH MY CLIT!!!!!!!! :D :D :D


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