Were You Ever This Drunk???
 

Police: Drunk man tried to ’revive’ opossum
Associated Press

PUNXSUTAWNEY —

State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth “resuscitation” to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.”

The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.

Awww hell no gut the thing take it home and make some modified Brunswick stew

Was it a good-looking dead opossum?

Did it lead him on?

I guess on some days it's any port in a storm :huh:

It'd take a lot of port.

Good grief! :eew: Sure, I've done some pretty stupid things while drunk, but trying to revive road kill with my mouth sure as hell isn't one of them.

I think I have never been THAT drunk! :yikes:

I have been so drunk my friends put me to bed face down so I wouldn't drown in my own puke, but even in that state I wouldn't give mouth to mouth to a possum.

Pick me!! Pick me!!

He wasn't really drunk. He knew it was just 'playing possum'. :nod:

I usually stop drinking as soon as I can't walk straight. So, no I have never been that drunk.

I'm a "recovering" Alcoholic(15 1/2 yrs)sober,but I never was THAT drunk or
stupid! Irish :roflmao:

Hey, I'm a wildlife rehabber, and I've never showed up to work drunk.

What rehab is there from dead?

The undead?