I'm so horny....!
 

finish this sentence. I will go first.

I'm so horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe around me.

I'm so horny I would be willing to do whatever he wanted. :D

I'm so horny that when I heard somebody ask about when the rubber meets the road, I checked to see if it had slipped off.

I'm so horny I just broke the zipper on my jeans

Im so horny I helped him break the zipper. :D

I'm so horny I could hammer nails with my dick!

I'm so horny, I've gone through a box a Kleenex just for practice. :)

I'm so horny I have soaked three pairs of panties so far. :lust:

Is this like a variant of "It's been so long since I've had sex...." ????

LMAO. 'Cause I'm REALLY good at that one.

Just give it a try..... "It's been so long since I've had sex that I'm afraid I'm frozen shut."

Im so horney that even the pillows on my bed are starting to look interesting

I'm so horny the cat ran away.

I'm so horny I'm considering changing this afternoon's event from Osuche's Open House to "Open Osuche"

:hot:

LMAO

I'm so horny that I'm even willing to give Stud a :bj:



:D

i'm so horny my cock will explode like a nuclear bomb

I'm so honry I keep knocking over the lamp with it.