Lies! All lies!
 

Tell us a blatant lie! It can be about yourself, but doesn't have to be.



I'm teaching Bill Gates the finer points of rope bondage.

PantyFanatic is my favourite Pixie.



Ahahaha, someone try to top that one!

I'm shy and rarely speak my mind ;)

I think anal sex is a tremendously deplorable act and can't imagine anyone deriving any sort of enjoyment from the practice. Furthermore, I can't imagine how anyone could even get aroused by looking at a person's rear end.

I got laid today.

I'm SOOOO pleased that Steph got here before I did. :D

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Originally Posted by Steph Ahahaha, someone try to top that one!

That ought to do it. :grin:

Steph, how 'bout...






...I'm not mushy--at all. :rofl:

ROFLMFAO You guys are hee-larry-us!













except that PF dude

I have the patience of a saint :D

I have been nominated for sainthood

I never upset anyone *L*

My life is a total success.

I'm pure angel

I never correct others.