The 12 Days of Christmas
 

One verse per day!


On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

A FORESKIN FULL OF VD

The Second Day
 

On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,

Two Blue Balls

And A FORESKIN FULL OF VD

The Third day
 

On the third day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Three french letters,

two blue balls

and a foreskin full of VD.

The Fourth Day!
 

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

FOUR FUCKED-UP MOLES
THREE FRENCH LETTERS
TWO TANGLED TESTIES and a
A FORESKIN FULL OF VD

The Fifth Day
 

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Five lubricious whores

Four fucked up moles,

Three french letters,

Two tangled testies

And a foreskin full of VD.

Old Fart.....we may have some different verses...but still going down the same road......this is what I've got for Day Five:

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

FIVE CHOIR BOOOYYYYS
FOUR FUCKED-UP MOLES
THREE FRENCH LETTERS
TWO TANGLED TESTIES and
A FORESKIN FULL OF VD

DAY SIX
 

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

SIX CYPHILIPHICS

FIVE CHOIR BOOOYYYYS
FOUR FUCKED-UP MOLES
THREE FRENCH LETTERS
TWO TANGLED TESTIES and
A FORESKIN FULL OF VD

Educate the ones UP OVER
 

Hay Sharniqua or Bilbo-

I just made a fool out of myself with SugerFreeCandy under the Merry Christmas thread so I can do it here to. :o Explain, “my tongue and a packet of Tim Tams” and what is “FUCKED-UP MOLES? :confused:

Take pity and help the isolated, ethnocentric, ignorant American. I don’t want to die as dumb as I am now.:whiteghos

For the ones UP-OVER *LOL*

The definition of Fucked-Up from "The Dinkum Dictionary - A ripper guide to Aussie English"

fuck/ed up.........a mess; disastrous situation; a failure; state of confusion; mistake; eg: The meeting was fucked-up

Mole/Moll...........1. promiscuous woman; tart; prostitute....2. g/f of a member of a bikie gang.

Tim Tams are a type of chokky biscuit....and they are addictive buggers....if ya eat one you want the whole lot...they come in a variety of flavours....i just did a search for them on the net and they are now available in the US....but they are called 'Double Trouble'

If you want to see them or know more about them go here

http://www.arnotts.com.au/Biscuits/...itsP.asp?BID=79

Hope that helps explain our Aussie terminology:D:D

Sharniqua

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....

7 Sexy Male Angels....Mmmmmmmm

6 Six Cyphiliphics
5 Choir boyssssss
4 Fucked-up moles
3 French Letters
2 Tangled Testies and a
Forsking Full of VD.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooo

I want one!!!!!!!!!

Sharniqua

Ok..I will give you one Sharni...the other 6 are mine!!! :p :D

SORRY
 

Uhh,really hate to be the one to bust your bubbles ladies but real angels,no matter their apperance,are asexual (i think that's the word i'm looking for)like no gender.They are merely pawns(warriors,messengers,etc.etc.)used in whatever capacity needed.It is in The Book.Happy Holidays,anyway!

dv847

P.S. chokky?

Whatever's needed
 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by dv847
[B](warriors,messengers,etc.etc.)used in whatever capacity needed.



She knows what she's praying for!:)

Eighth day
 

On the Eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Eight erotic enemas
seven sexy male angels
six cyphiliphics
five choir boys
four fucked up moles
three french letters
two tangled testies
and a foreskin full of VD