Bumping Uglies
 

This has probably been covered but that has never stopped me before so here goes............

Euphemisms for sexual acts? What is the wildest, silliest, or just plain rudest thing you have heard any sexual act called?:o :D :p

Knockin' the bottom out of it.

Just GROSS!!!

Doing the nasty.

gettin' some guts...yeah, that's not something I really want to think about while I'm pounding the wife's pleasure pocket...oh, would that be another?

Yeah, bobo, I think that counts.

I am guilty of this one.... "I'd spread her like butter!!"

See, even women are rude sometimes! LMAO!

'feeding the donkey' - a term i heard used when a woman isnt wet enough. the man spits on his hand and slips it into the woman.

It makes me feel sick just thinking about it.

doin' da booty is probably the funniest I've heard so far

shagging(60s)
makeing the beast with two backs( bible)
fairy dance (gay)

the wild thing, the horizontal mumba, up to your nuts in a womans guts, pounding, spearing the bearded clam, bury the boner, hide the sausage, bonking......

ok i hate this one, giving her the meat

uuuuuuuuughhhhhhhh i hate it i hate it :(

From the corn belt:

Plowing the field,
Walking the Dog,
lifting her skirts,
tipping her round heels.
watering the pony
Taking a dip

Ok, last year...I think...Missy Elliot did a song called "Get ur Freak On" I hate that song...and I hate that saying..because of that song!

Axe,

i remember the beast with two backs from Othello, can't remember it as a biblical quote. Mind you, a good few years since last I read the Book.


(derogatory) Chucking a pie up Pitt Street.

scroggin'... tearin' off a piece... shootin' the curl... puddle-jumpin'... pipefitting... spearfishing...

How about hoping off the good foot and doing the bad thing.....that's a favorite of mine