Height
 

Right now I am suffering from severe cabin (loft?) fever.
I can only spend so much time looking at on-line real estate comps and spreadsheets without going insane.
I have come to hate the phone on my desk. It is my enemy.
Only people who want to complain or who want money call me on THAT phone.
I entertain myself by doing my nails, (ruby red toe nails today) and watching Netflix. Sometimes when feel tired I watch short attention span theatre, also known as YouTube.

What to post today?

My height, or rather lack of!
I claim 4'11.
That's first thing in the morning, supine on a massage table.
On the same table, at 11:0 PM, I'm 4'10 and 3/4".

I am NOT a midget, dwarf or little person.
I am the same height as Kristin Chenoweth.
I am the same height as Judy Garland was.
A little taller than Estelle Getty.
A little shorter than Jada Pinkett Smith.

My height is not a handicap, it allows me to do things taller people can't.
I can have sex in the FRONT seat of a small car!
I fit on the floor of the front seat to go down on someone.
I can have sex in the trunk of a large car.
There are relative few sex positions that are not attainable.
I am light enough I can have sex against a wall, or in the middle of the room for that matter, with my legs wrapped around my partner without breaker her (or his) back.
I fit under the table, or desk, and in other small places where I can surprise and pleasure men orally (OK, my life has settled down, so we're talking about my husband).
I can comfortably ride astride a partner in a chair or a car seat, or even a boat (try it, it's quite an experience) Lap dances are more fun for the both us for the same reason.
When we dance close my head is just about the height of her boobs, a nice place to be.
My hand will fit in all kinds of interesting places.

I can easily climb from the back seat, or even the "way back seat" in a 3-row SUV.
I can wiggle under a bed and reach things bigger people can't. (I hate dust mice)
I don't take up much room in a bed or sleeping bag.
I don't take up much space in a shower or tub.
I always have *lots* of leg room. Always.
Even wearing six inch heels (don't ask) I don't tower over my husband.
Always plenty of room napping on a sofa. Or a large chair. Or a chaise lounge, or on a beach towel.
Sleeping in the back seat is roomy.
I rarely ever bump my head.
People who don't know me usually underestimate me.
I can hide behind other people on cold windy days.
It takes less time to have my legs waxed.
Bikini waxes I assume take about the same time.

However,
People you don't know think it funny to pick you up.
Try getting a book off the top shelf of a bookstore, or a bag of rice in a grocery store.
We will NOT discuss changing light blubs. ( I have special gadget on a pole)

Buying clothes can be nightmarish, most things have to be altered/tailored. I am on a first name basis with my seamstress and several tailors.

Buying sexy bikinis online is not easy, but can be done.
Most are ridiculously small to begin worth, and most styles are easy to tailor to me.

Other things, but that's enough for today

WW

WW - :thumbs:

More power to you, WW! Sound's like a lot of advantages. My wife is a little short, too, with the biggest disadvantage that I've noticed (if that's what it is) is reaching things in the grocery store that were placed on a higher shelf.

Hey, if it works for you, then it works. All else is irrelevant.

The best surprises come in small packages

^^^^ You bet, jay-t, you bet!

Heck, my best buddies are a mouse and a duck. Clarabelle and I, well, we're Justin a bit bigger but that don't make no nevermind. :shrug:

We're just tickled yuz here, WW. :)