Neighbor's dog
 

Has anyone ever heard of a dog licking a women's pussy, would it feel the same? Iwalked in on my neighbor one daylast week and her dog was licking her clit and she was in dream-land. Any one have a ny info on that. Would it be safe?

depends on the type of dog, but i know this girl who's a zoophyle and she says it's great and safe as long as it's a dog that doesn't bite or anything--and it may need a little training. But dogs are good 4 sexual acts--my labrador retriever has so far learned how to lick my cock to orgasm and fuck me, and it seems to love getting fucked by me and getting BJs--mm mm good

Tellme how you trained your dog to do that and did it hurt the first time he entered you? By the way for all the medical reason YOU should fuck a male dog a female yes, but there is some deadly diasese you can get from a male. I too have seen my neighbor lick her dog's cock and I got wet pants just watching How does it taste?

Is that legal
 

Is it really legal to fuck animals. Anyway what if your girlfriend or someone else caught you what would you say for yourself.

So nasty!
 

oooohhh... I LOVE IT!

I found a web site once upon a time that was dedicated to animal sex. I had an extensive library of " how-to" papers that explained what worked and what didn't. I think I found it by searching under "beastiality".
The one thing that I really remember from the site is "never try to insert your penis into your duck". I couldn't believe anybody would even try having sex with a duck.

a Duck!? lol That is WILD, Diver! :D

I'm not sure if this is the same site but it looks like it would have all the info anybody could want.

http://www.zoolinks.com/Zoophilia___Resources/

I agree with you, Petunia. But, live and let live as long as nobody is hurt.

I've heard the expression "Fuck a duck" but what does the duck have to say about it?

ewwwww!
 

Duck: "quack"
Translation: "ouch!"
:eek:

Ducks just aernt physically equipped to be having sex with humans.

I've also heard an expression "shit a brick". But I dont think that one's meant to be acted on literally either :D

Best Not Fuck The Duck
 

Ducks are freekin mean, and damn what you can find on the internet I never thought it.

I ran into one of those Beastiality sites a few times and seen it, all ive got to say is "and I thought I was sick". Some of that is just damn near disturbing, nothing to puke over tho, there is worse.

Re: Neighbor's dog
 

Good reasons not to:

1. Get caught and you're in court.

2. Dog's mouth isn't disease free.

3. Cuts me out of a job.

Good reasons to: 1. You'll probably like it.

2. None of the other bullshit.


I don't know.

Male dogs don't need encouragement or lessons. They can smell wet pussy and will just go for it if given a chance.

new meaning to doggie style?
 

i had a friend really into beastiality videos, but he only ever had stuff of dogs fucking girls, didn't know you could get a dog to do a guy or that a guy could do a dog