Some Things to Ponder
 

Found this last night..... not sure if it's been posted before, but I thought it was quite amusing!!


"A computer was something on TV
From a Science Fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the father of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

A Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu."

DM

Cute...one to be saved.

Thanks for the Saturday morning giggle.

DM, thank you. That is terrific. Already sent it to my kids and morning coffee buddies.

Yes, shades of truth.

very good DM:)

Grrrrrrrrrrr8 mate Woof!!!

Any onr remember the grosby slippers advt?

Loved the article DM :)

that was really cute

Seems like we just recycle the same words but give them different meanings.Very funny. Enjoyed it.

LOL...thanks DM