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Irish 03-07-2005 02:09 PM

Little Tony (Outlook on life!)
 
LITTLE TONY ON MATH
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father? "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3', I said '6'",
replies TONY. "But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!"

> > LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH
Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to
learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word?"
TONY says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY,
that's a mouthful."
Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

> > LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go
to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!" The
teacher replied, "Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this
situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the
word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you
had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"

> > LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence
twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father
bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very
good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My
mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully." She said,
"Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on
little TONY. "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that
she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"

> > LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son,
you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne,
rot your teeth, and make you fat"
Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business.
I LOVE little Tony!!!!!

osuche 03-07-2005 02:24 PM

Certain attitudes will get you anywhere.....say, jail. :p

Lilith 03-07-2005 02:32 PM

*snorts* lol

Irish 03-07-2005 02:54 PM

That was e-mailed to me,by an ex-pixies member.I loved it because,many times,I have thought,that if people followed,their own values,instead of
projecting them,on every one else,it would be a better world! Irish
P.S.My $.02.

dicksbro 03-07-2005 03:53 PM

:grin:

TinTennessee 03-07-2005 04:06 PM

LOL

Irish 03-07-2005 11:37 PM

Sorry,My server is down,so I'm not getting anything! Irish


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