!!!!Breaking <DEATH> News!!!!!
 

I am going to die on September 22, 2032 at the age of 69 years old!!!

That's only 29 years away!! :eek:
I have sooo much left to do!!! :(



On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Drowning (16%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)


When will you DIE?

Oh, why did I look? Now I'm going to sit around thinking about it for the next 42 years!

I'm afraid I'm expected to decend to hell on January 25, 2045 at the barely mature age of 77 years old.

I'm expected to pass on under the following circumstances:

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Can anyone picture a 77 year old hairless man with an alien probe in his sphincter expiring of a heart attack while giving himself a hummer? That's me.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 1, 2051
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Homicide (11%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

Lovediva,

I can expect to die on: May 12, 2033 at the age of 80 years old.

What a burden it is to know the future!

You can expect to die on:
July 22, 2044
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)

February 7, 2049
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Suicide (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
just one question whats team sex and is it a Olympic sport:rolleyes:

Is there something deathly wrong with this thread? I posted my stats and I see axe was the last one to post but I can only see the first two posts.

I think it's pilot error steph.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 14, 2013
at the age of 51 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Electrolysis (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)



SHEEEEITT!!! Better make the most of things, while I'm still here!!! ;) :devil:

DM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 26, 2008
at the age of 59 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Suicide (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)



Well, y'all better enjoy me while you can, since I've only got 5 yrs left.............;)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 4, 2053
at the age of 72 years old.

I am shedding my mortal coils on 3 September 2032 at the ripe age of 79 of atuo-erotic asphyxiation.

May 27, 2023
at the age of 54 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Suicide (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Homicide (7%)


I have always said I will die in my 50's. I've always known I was not a long termer here.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 2, 2035
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (45%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)


LMAO. I better get busy, too. :D

February 2, 2059
at the age of 82 years old.


...Must be the clean living.