distant travels to another time.
 

I once was wee laddie,but now I have grown,an me past has now came to me,is it beause I was blown,or and druken spew,
for this very nite I go to my past.And change all that I have done
wrong,and I bekinder to the ladies,and I would have listen to some good advice and took it.I be married once,to me second wife
beause she loves me better.well I will tell ya, more, me friend.
But you forgot to buy me a drink.

*Asks the bartender to pass hagel9 a drink of whatever he is having*

LOL!

because you bought me one.
 

**looks at the bartender pour him the drink,he licks lips.**
ahhh, where were we....I think I would of listened to me father.But would of not like to look like him.As me mother,Iwould listen to her from a womans stand point of view,I would of stayed in school,if me teachers where all women and wore dresses.I still think drinking that whole 5th of southern comfert was good,But the clean up was to loud.....***finishes his drink and looks for another dollor to buy the lady a drink.Smiles****** whats your name me ladie? If I forgot to tell you I am Dave.