~Fortunatey................Unfortunately~
 

That's right.
Another forum game. Stolen. So slap me silly. ;)

In this one, I'll set out a story on a fortunate side.
The next person must give an unfortunate twist to the story, then the next person must give it a fortunate addition. And so on and so forth.



Sound like fun?








Fortunately 2 beautiful ladies walked into a bar.....

Fortunately there was a tall, dark, sexy man, who was available to translate

Fortunately the prankster's wife overheard as she approached and she offered her services to help.

Unfortunately her services were to get on her knees and blow.

Fortunately, the ladies were so distracted they didn't listen to a word the man said.

Unfortunately, the two mistook the Blowjob for a local custom, and proceeded to grab the closest two men and blow them!

Fortunately, the men were receptive to two attractive women unzipping their pants.

Unfortunately, their wives weren't!

Fortunately, there were two other men who offered their sexual services to the two wives.

Unfortuneately, they weren't attractive and had STDs

Fortunately the wives had condoms and paper bags....

unforutnately the paperbags had holes and the condom broke

fortunately--------there was a doctor closeby who had penicillin and sellotape