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A joke
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign, which says: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door." He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup, answers this door. This nun instructs, "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER. |
Nice to start my day laughing, thanks for posting this.
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I had heard this one time and loved it. Then forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me! :D
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LMAO..........ah ha!
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Love it Sharnie...hahaha
Here another joke A nun gets on a bus, which is empty except for the driver. She says to him: "I'm going to die soon, but I would like three wishes fulfilled before I do. I want to have sex, but I must die a virgin, so the sex has to be anal. Secondly, I cannot commit adultery, so the man I sleep with has to be single. Finally, the man has to be a stranger to me and must not tell a living sole." The nun then asks the driver if he thinks he's up to fulfilling the wishes. The bus driver readily agrees and takes the nun upstairs, promptly fulfilling the first wish, but afterwards he feels guilty and says to the nun: " I'm afraid I lied to you, I am in fact married with three children" The nun replies: " Thats OK, I lied too. My name's Kevin and I'm off to a fancy dress party!!" |
Nun of that please, Sharni.
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<< Giggling! >>
Thanks you guys! Oldfart, practice what you preach! :P CasperTG |
OMG, they're good! Thanks!!!
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Ok guys n gals...keeping on the religious feel...one more joke for you..
One day, The Lord said to Adam: "Ive got some good news and some bad news, which would you like first?" Adam said : "Ok, I think the good new first Lord" The Lord smiled and said "I've got two new organs for you to try, one is called a brain, and it will allow you to create new things, solve problems and have intelligent conversation with Eve, the other organ is called a Penis. It will give both you and Eve great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet." Adam, very excited said " These are great gifts....what could possibly be bad news after such good tidings" The Lord looked at Adam and sighed. " Unfortunatley my son, you will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time!!!" |
Whats kind of meat does a priest eat on friday night?
. . . . . . . . . . . None |
LOL airhog
Two nuns in the bath. One nun says to the other..."where's the soap?" The other nun replied..." yes doesn't it?" |
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