Its not what it looks like!!!!
 

That to me is the worst line in the world...but I know we pixies are more imaginative than that.

So here you are, caught by your SO with your pants around your ankles or your legs in the air with someone else....

How do you explain the situation??....be creative!!!

Rolls Aqua over~"Your turn next, skippy"

Wait, were his legs up in the air or yours???

Does it even matter?;)

yes cause i need to know who is riding me

Mayhaps it was one of each? :o

"I'm checking my sperm count" - obviously used when caught rubbing one out. (though my legs could've been up in the air as well)

Bout time you got here....now get in here. I said NOW!

Yes what see said -------^ ;)

How about:

'Oh hey honey! You should try him - he's goooooood.' ;)

Mrs lakritze,Meet your replacement.

"Thanks, doc. When is my next checkup?"

Well... if you helped me with this more often...........

I knew this belt was too loose to hold up my pants.