Bad 4 Letter Words!
 

BAD 4 LETTER WORDS......
> >
> >
> > >Please excuse the rough language in the following
> > >story...
> > >
> > >A young couple got married and went on their
>honeymoon. When they
>got
> > >back,
> > >the bride immediately called her mother.
> > >
> > >"Well," said her mother, "So how was the
>honeymoon?"
> > >
> > >"Oh, mama," she replied, "The honeymoon was
> > >wonderful! So romantic..."
> > >
> > >Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon
> > >as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible
>language-things
>I'd
> > >never heard before!
> > >
> > >I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got
> > >to take me home...,
> > >
> > >PLEASE MAMA!"
> > >
> > >"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You
> > >need to stay with your husband and work this out.
>Now, tell me, what
>could
> > >be so awful? WHAT
> > >4-letter words?"
> > >
> > >"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the
> > >daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too
>awful! COME GET ME,
> > >PLEASE!!"
> > >
> > >"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so
> > >upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter
>words!"
> > >
> > >Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he
>used
> > >words like: dust, wash, iron, cook..."
> > >
> > >"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the
> > >mother.

Reminds me of the young man that married in Arkansas... On hishoneymoon the young man comes home. His Pa asks why he is back, and his son tells him he needs an annulment and he is quite shaken. His Pa asks what happened and the boy replies, "Well, we got to our hotel, and as we undressed and got into bed she says 'Be gentle please, I've never done this before.'" The Dad syas, "You did good son... If she's not good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours." :p :rolleyes:

:eek: LOL!

OMG.........lol

TOO funny CA and Aqua, Love em

Los Angeles Police lucked out with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

A bank robber in Virginia Beach got a nasty surprise when a dye pack designed to mark stolen money exploded in his Fruit- of-the-Looms. The robber apparently stuffed the loot down the front of his pants as he was running out the door. "He was seen hopping and jumping around," said a police spokesman, "with an explosion taking place inside his pants." Police have the man's charred trousers in custody.
Not realated but clean....so you can tell yer moms and aunties lol

A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"

Just one more then I will shut up

This one is for all of you who either:
a) have kids or one on the way
b) had kids who have now grown
c) was a kid
d) know a kid!

Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers
As I was packing for my business trip, my 3 year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.

At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her finger with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my snot?"

LOL :p LOL :p LOL

ROTFLMAO. Those are terrific! :D :D

I love the redneck family one the most :D